SMS Messages

[Greight]

Hi
Let's put nice SMS messages here

[Greight]

Fun Messages
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You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

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Love me?

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again

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3 wonders of a woman

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

The more - The Less

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

laugh again!!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Woman charges

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.

Butt Cheek -

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit

[sepid12ir]

When God says "yes" He gives you whatever you want
When He says "No" he gives you sth better
And when He says "Wait" He gives you the best

[yahya_h28]

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.


Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

[Greight]

Friendship Messages

The thread asked the candle , why u dissolve ur self when i burn,the candle said, when those who are in my heart suffer, i am bound to shed tears,that is friendship

Friend is a person with whom you like to work togather.

In your darkest hour wen ur fed up and blue just remember this i'll always be there 4 you im no angel and can't change fate but i'll do anything coz your my mate!

[feri_1054]

I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

[Greight]

Robbery Now
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!

Remind me
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

Moon is beautiful
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again..

More Gas -
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Not reachable -
Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING ---, PLS TRY LATER"

Good Bra -
A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

Why dosen't it rain?
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you

[Greight]

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

[Ahmad]

Hi
Let's write our English SMS here
That's all

[Ahmad]

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday & Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.l