SMS Messages

[Greight]

Hi
Let's put nice SMS messages here

[Greight]

Fun Messages
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You are Chinese


One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you


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Love me?


Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again


? ?



3 wonders of a woman


The 3 wonders of a woman


1)Gives milk without eating grass


2)gets wet without water


3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.



The more - The Less


The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??



laugh again!!!!


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha



Woman charges


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.



Butt Cheek -


What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit

[sepid12ir]

When God says "yes" He gives you whatever you want
When He says "No" he gives you sth better
And when He says "Wait" He gives you the best

[yahya_h28]

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.


Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

[Greight]

Friendship Messages



The thread asked the candle , why u dissolve ur self when i burn,the candle said, when those who are in my heart suffer, i am bound to shed tears,that is friendship



Friend is a person with whom you like to work togather.



In your darkest hour wen ur fed up and blue just remember this i'll always be there 4 you im no angel and can't change fate but i'll do anything coz your my mate!

[feri_1054]

I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

[Greight]

Robbery Now
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!

Remind me
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.



Moon is beautiful
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)



More Gas -
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.



Not reachable -
Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING ---, PLS TRY LATER"



Good Bra -
A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!



Why dosen't it rain?
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you

[Greight]

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

[Ahmad]

Hi
Let's write our English SMS here
That's all


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[Ahmad]

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday & Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.l

[Ahmad]

FREINDS R LIKE
STARS u dont see them all the time
BUT
U
Know
They
Are
There.l

[iman_n21]

All the people say:
Sky is blue,but I say that is brown because my sky is in your eyes.

[iman_n21]

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

[iman_n21]

I Checked my pocket,I Found Nothing, I Checked My Wallet, I Found a Few Coins.Then I Checked My Heart I Found A Dear friend like U & I Realized How Rich I am...

[iman_n21]

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes

[iman_n21]

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
And not how U let go but how U hold oN .

[iman_n21]

x = Human

f(x) = Worth Of Human

Lim f(x) = 0
x-->conceit

[Ahmad]

If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere

[www.babakebadi.com]

I think what you do is amazing

Thank you

it can be helpful for my students to read SMS in English

Please keep writing for us

[Ahmad]

I think what you do is amazing

Thank you

it can be helpful for my students to read SMS in English

Please keep writing for us
hi
what a beautiful sms you have written here
thanks
:27:

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Thanks Babak
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[Ahmad]

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...l

[Ahmad]

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

[AaVaA]

Friendship is a Rainbow between, Two hearts, sharing seven feelings: 1....Love 2....Happiness 3....Truth 4....Faith 5....Secret 6....Trust & 7....Sadness Hope this Rainbow of our friendship goes 4ever! THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND

[www.babakebadi.com]

Thanks for sharing your beautiful sms here, please keep writing


Babak

[devil_ff2008]

Thanks for all SMS from dear Mario and Iman and AvAA

please write more joke sms

[Ahmad]

Thanks Babak and devil_ff2008

So next is funny


VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enough about ME,what about U....l

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[AAKOJ]

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

[AAKOJ]

Love is like the seeds of life, To root is full of pain and strife. But to grow it's like a great Oak tree, Straight and strong for eternity. Love is what I offer you, Steadfast, calm and oh, so true! Love is life between two who shares, A life between two who really cares. Love is ours, if you agree, To spend your life with me!

[AAKOJ]

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...


A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???


Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...


True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~


LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...


I håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...


Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!


Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

[olinda]

How can i spell s-cces without "u"?

Or c-te?!or

Ican,t even hae f-n or

Any Good l-ck!without "u"?!

looks like i just can,t s-rvive without "u".

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َ A good friend is like a computer :

He "enters" you in his life

"Save" you in his heart.

"Formats "your problems.

Never"deletes" you from his memory!"&

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ٌWhy we close our eyes?

When we cry

When we pray

When we kiss

When we imagine

Beacause the most wonderful things in life are :

Un seen but only feel by the heart!

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Making a million friends is not a miracle

The miracle is to make a single friend who;

Stands by your side when million are against you.

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The moment a child is born :

The mother is also born.

She never existed before

THe woman existed but the mother never

A mother is absoulutely new!

[time prince]

When one door of happiness closes , an other will open ; but often we look so long at the closed door and
we don't see the one which has opened for us
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[MaaRyaaMi]

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.


In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...


Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.


I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

[MaaRyaaMi]

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.


The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
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My eyesare hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.


I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.


There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.


Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.


What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

[MaaRyaaMi]

The measure of love is when you love without measures.
In life there are very rare chances that you’ll meet the person you love who loves you in return.
So once you have it don’t ever let go the chance might never come your way again.


I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.


If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.


I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.


A friend is like a \"ring\",always close to your hand but as you get \"careless\" it slips out of your finger.....so dont even let your true friend slip out of your life.

[!!!Buzz]

Every tear is a
sign of commitment.
Every silence is a
sign of compromise.
Every smile is a
sign of attachment.
Every effort is a
sign of success

. .

Unrealized Fact :
No one in the world is
Afraid to Speak the Truth..Everybody is Only
Afraid to Face the Consequenses after
the Truth is Let Out
.!

[!!!Buzz]

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The nicest place
in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.


I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS
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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

[!!!Buzz]

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

[!!!Buzz]

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.