English SMS's

[love-to-learn]

my dear friend test ur mind
i plus opposite of W plus initial of ice plus twice the letter b4t plus 3/4 of X plus (1-1) plus
topless O .if u khnow the answer send it back to me

Hi

The answer is I miss you

Good luck my friend

[alone_s]

Hi

The answer is I miss you

Good luck my friend

tanks for your answe honey

[amintnt]

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make --- a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

[amintnt]

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

[amintnt]

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

[amintnt]

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

[amintnt]

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

[amintnt]

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

[amintnt]

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends


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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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I'm sorry that i posted these jokes separately! when i saw this topic, i got and idea! here u can find anything! any kind of SMS that u like. [ برای مشاهده لینک ، با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
good luck

[alone_s]

me:howlong is 1 milion year for u?
god? about 1 minute.
me: how much is 1 milion dollor for u?
god: 1 peny
me:give me 1 peny please..
god:wait a minute.