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migan shisheha ehsas nadaran ama vaghti rooye shisheye bokhar gerefteii neveshtam "doset daram"shishe aram gerye kard (Age ye moghe khodayi nakarde ashegh shodi , ino befrest baraye eshghet!!!)

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Khoda ya agar to ham darde ESHGHO mikeshidi ........to ham zahre jodaie ro be talkhi mikeshidi............ be marge arezoohat mesle man miresidi............pashimon mishodi az inke ESHGHO afaridi !!!!

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dooset daram be 25 zaboon 01) English : I Love You 02) Persian : Tora doost daram 03) Italian : Ti amo 04) German : Ich liebe Dich 05) Turkish : Seni Seviyurum 06) French : Je t'aime 07) Greek : S'ayapo 08) Spanish : Te quiero 09) Hindi : Mai tumase pyre karati hun 10) Arabic : Ana Behibak 11) Iranian : Man doosat daram 12) Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru 13) Yugoslavian : Ya te volim 14) Korean : Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida 15) Russian : Ya vas liubliu 16) Romanian : Te iu besc 17) Vietnamese : Em ye^u anh 18) Ukrainian : Ja tebe koKHAju 19) Tunisian : Ha eh bak 20) Syrian/lebanese : Bhebbek 21) Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn 22) Swedish : Jag a"Iskar dig 23) Africans : Ek het jou li.. : 24)kurdish khushtem garaka 25)durdish2

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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that none of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Maill


اميدوارم مافيا جون اين پست مشكل نداشته باشه آخه خيلي جالب بود دلم نيومد نگم .

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ye torie moghe khab 2dast rakhte khab pahn karde bod migan chera inkaro mikoni goft akhe man 2shabe nakhabidam

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be esfehaniye migan ba loster jomle besaz mige 3ta dost dokhtar daram yeki az yeki lostar

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ye torke dasht ba shelang ro zanesh ab mipashid goftan in che kariye goft daram zanashoei mikonam

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ye roz ye sarbaze tork to asayeshgah khabide bod u khab hey migoft teshname teshname hame bidar mishan behesh ye livan ab midan ta saketesh konan bad az chand daghighe torke dobare shoro mikone mige teshnam boda teshnam boda

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torke har vaght emtehane baraye govahi midad rad mishod ta inke yeroz mashin mikhare afsar be tarze ranandegish shak mikone jolosho migire behesh mige govahi namato bede torke mige dadi ke begiri

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2ta torke dashtan ba ham dige bahs mikardan yeki az onyeki porsid 2*2 mishe chandta onyeki goft mishe18 ta torke mige hamin kararo kardid ke be man migan khar dige 2*2 mishe 4ta foghesh beshe 8ta