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[Hamed_P30]

chi mishod ke zendegi mesle joze sahih bood bedoone chizaye ezafe ya mesle ghadre motlagh faghat mosbat ey kash az zendegimoon lim migereftim be samte mosbate bi nahayat vali zendegi hamash az adam radikal migire harchi ham bozorg bash baz kochik mishe ey kash ke khoobiamoono be tavan beresoonim va az badiamoon radikalbegirim ba forjeye N

[Hamed_P30]

baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab

[Hamed_P30]

akh Dge khaste shodam ! e ?! baz ke abri shod negat ! boghzetam vasam azize ! ~~~ amma ashkato negah dar ! nazar injoori berize ! ... man hanooz chizi nagoftam ke to taghatet tamoom shod ?! ~~~ baghiasho begam miBni geryehat kolli haroom shod

[Hamed_P30]

ahay to ! toke cheshmaye ghashanget khooneye 100ta setaras ! ~~~ toke labkhande talaEt vase man omre 2baras ! ... Bya vo mesle gozashte joz be man be hame shak kon ! ~~~ man bedoone to mimiram Bya vo behem komak kon !

[Diego]

ترکه میره خبر مرگ مادر یه نفرو بده ,طوری که طرف زیاد جا نخوره....بهش میگه :یه شتری بود که در خونه همه میخوابید؟این دفعه رو ننه تو خوابید!

[Diego]

کاش میتونستیم بالای 18 هم بگیم ...ماکه داریم میترکیم.... :( :mrgreen:

[samsam]

basijie be doos dokhtaresh zang mizane mige babato bepichoon berim namaz jome

[samsam]

In naghola,behtarin naghola,shekle naghola,sare naghola,kar naghola,gozashtane naghola,ye naghola,badjense naghola...{ NAGHOLA RO HAZF KON & DOBARE BEKHON }

[samsam]

be Torke migan bA rismAn jomleh besAz.mige : age englisi bAshe eshkAl nadAre??? migan : na,Afarin,begoo! mige : "No risman to paging

[samsam]

char panj ta torke savare asansoor bodan bad nemidonestan chi kar konan hey invar onvaro nega mikonan chizi nemifaman! bad yeho yeki miad savar mishe dokme tabaghe 3 o mizane. yeki az torke dad mizane baraye salamatie aghaye ranande salavat!