sms های با حال و جالب (+18 ممنوع)

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Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected

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I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute

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Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

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Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

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So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

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Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.

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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!