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[magmagf]

به ترکه ميگن : شما راستي راستي ترکي ؟ترکه با ناراحتي مي گه : ايلدا ايدز که نگرفتيم ، خوب ميشيم

[magmagf]

رشتي يه با جاهله داشتن مي رفتند، مي رسند دم خونه رشتي يه، رشتي يه مي گه: يه سري به زن جان بزنم... چند دقيقه بعد رشتي يه با صورت برافروخته از خانه بيرون مي آد. جاهله مي گه چيه رفيق ؟ چرا ناراحتي؟ رشتي يه مي گه : آخه ديدم يه نره خرذ روي زن جان بود! جاهله مي گه : د ! ميخواستي شيکمش را سفره کني . رشتي يه ميخنده و ميگه : اختيار دارين قربان! توي اين محل نمي شه هر روز هز روز آدم کشت !!!

[magmagf]

به ترکه مي گن با (گوهر) جمله بساز : ميگه تو گو هر وقت ما را ميبيني مي گي جمله بساز!!

[M.B.M]

Whats the 0 say to the 8 ?

Nice belt!

[M.B.M]

what 4 letter word starts with f and ends with k

and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?

>>>fork<<<

[M.B.M]

Age Factor


AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,

at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,

at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

[M.B.M]

The Englishman says, "Ive got ten children, one more and Ill have a football team."

The American says, "Ive got fourteen children, one more and Ill have a rugby team."

The Arabian says, "Ive got seventeen wives, one more and Ill have a golf course."

[M.B.M]

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

[M.B.M]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

[M.B.M]

What Is A Girl-friend??????????

Addition Of Problem Sudtraction Of Money And Division Of Friends