Someone please translate this:
Once upon a time in internet there was a good, active and creative member in pt forums. But the evil folks over p30world stole him and took him hostage! Soon, the conspiracy was discovered by some pt agents in p30world, So ehsan (the supreme leader of pt) moved the army of persiantools to release him. Sina (The dictator of p30) thought because pt's army had 130000 soldiers only, they couldn't possibly stand any chance against his army of 400000 soldiers. But because the pt soldiers were all elite forces, they defeated p30 army, and decapitated sina, and released their member and moderator
All right, that's enough! Get back to the motherland you traitorous renegade, or I'll tell ehsan and there will be serious consequences!