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[siavash alavi]

ye toup joke ro motory mizaneh
ye donya tork az tosh mirizeh biroon

[siavash alavi]

torkeh mikhasteh atash neshan besheh tou mosahebeh azash miporsan
ageh jangal atish begireh ab ham nabasheh chekar mikony
torke migeh:
tayamom mikonam!

[siavash alavi]

polic 110 eelam kard jasad yek ensan ba sourat meimoon kashf kardeh!
be man ye zang bezan ( NEGARANETAM )

[siavash alavi]

rashtieh bache dar namishodeh mireh doctor
doctor azash miporseh:
to khanevadatoon kasi aghim bodeh?
rashtieh migeh:
areh PEDARAM

[siavash alavi]

اينها رو داشته باشيد بازم براتون ميزارم!!!!


yad rozhaye jang bekheir
ba ROOYA mikhabidim
ba SEPIDEH az khab pamishodim
ba SAHAR amaliat mikardim
haji miraft ro MINA
man ham SIMA ro lokht mikardam.

[siavash alavi]

سلام من بازم اومدم :mrgreen:
چند تاي ديكه براتون دارم


be ye torke migan GHARCH khordi
migeh:
valah jer khordam vali GHACH nakhordam

[siavash alavi]

be torke mighan MOUZ khordi
migeh:
hamon ke hastash mesle khiareh!

[siavash alavi]

khanome 1 be khanome 2
e va khahar az sob ta shab bayad be bache begi nakon , bokhor
az shab ta sob ham be babash begi nakhor , bo....

[Sphinx]

be torke migan @ ro bekhoon mige :ey doret begardam

[Sphinx]

eshgh nemiporse ke to ki hasti faghat mige male mani... eshgh nemiporse ahle kojaie faghat mige ke to ghalbe man zendegi mikoni... eshgh nemiporse chi kar mikoni faghat mige baes mishi ghalbe man be zaraban biofte ... eshgh nemiporse chera doori faghat mige hamishe ba mani... eshgh nemiporse ke doosam dari faghat mige dooset daram