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[Wisdom]

دوستان
تكراري داره خيلي زياد ميشه
بهتر هستش توي تاپيك يك سرچ بكنيد بعد پست انجام بديد

[Wisdom]

مادره به دخترش ميگه: دخترم چرا بچه دار نميشي؟ ميگه:نميدونم! حمييييييييييييييييييييييي د........

[Wisdom]

ye marde mire maghazeye kart postal foroshi miporse agha karty darid ke rosh neveshte bashe to tanha eshghe mani
maghazedar mige are
marde mige pas 16 ta bedid

[Wisdom]

midoni be 2khtare khoshkeli ke lebas khab poshide chi migan
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nemidoni?
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age gofty?
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migan:shab bekheir

[Wisdom]

kilometre 2 jadeye rasht
az gheyrate khod bekahiid

[Wisdom]

Az emshab roozi 10 martabe ghosl kon roozi 15 martabe namaz hajat bekhoon va shabi 100 martabe roo be gheble beshin va begoo Enerji Hasteie Hagh Mosalam Mast

[Wisdom]

yavash…………oh…………..oyy……….ook h…….feshar nade dard

dare………….tof bezan ke liz beshe……………………………ayyyyyy

kashki ghable arosimon migofti……………ayyyy belakhare raft…….

Che angoshtare tangi

[Wisdom]

be yaroo migan size pat chande?mige:443!migan olagh mage mishe?mige 43 bood ye 4 avalesh ejafe shode

[Wisdom]

doost daram --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
Sexsekam band biad

[Wisdom]

torke EX mizane mire namaz bekhoone, akharesh mige "assalamo alaikom va rahmatollahe va barekaTo to to to to khodet ghando nabatiiiiii, shookoolati shookoolati