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[shazdeh23]

Do you know why nioton surprised when an apple dropped on his head
Beacause he was under an orange tree

[shazdeh23]

This guy calls an Airline and asks
"How long does it take to get from Boston to New York
"The rep says, “One min. please, ”
and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help

[nasambros]

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

[nasambros]

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

[nasambros]

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 98915****** & be a tension-free DAD!

[nasambros]

Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

[nasambros]

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

[nasambros]

W
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Wi
Yo
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Wis
You
Hap

Wish
You A
Happy

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Norouz 1386

[nasambros]

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With the best wishes and Happy new year

[shazdeh23]

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them