sms های با حال و جالب (+18 ممنوع)

[farzanehm]

age mikhay ghalbe mehraboonet azam begiri begir...age mikhay dastaye garmeto azam begiri begir...age mikhay neghahe nazeto azam begiri begir...age mikhay eshgheto azam begiri begir... Vali torokhoda guitare aghaye shamaeyzadaro azash nagir

[magmagf]

Be salamati divar chon har mard o namardi behesh tekiye mikone
Be salamatiye kalagh na be khater siyahish baraye 1 rangish
Be salamtiye kerm khaki na be khater kerm boodanesh be khater khaki boodanesh
Be salamtiye gav chon goft ma nagoft man
Va be salamtiye man va to ke doost dashtan yademoon narafte

[magmagf]

Az torke miporsan: gheble kodoom tarafe?
Mige:koja behet address dadan?!

[magmagf]

A star have 5 ends,a squre have 4 ends , a triangle have 3 ends
E line have 2 ends , a life have 1 end.
But I hope our friendship will be like circle that have no ends

[magmagf]

Ghazvinye be jenifer lopez mige:
Dokhtaram heif in koon nist ke namaz nemikhooni?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magmagf]

Reis bimarestan az doctor torkesh miporse :amal chetor bood?
Doctore javab mide:mage baraye kalbodshekafi nayavarde boodid???

[magmagf]

Bi to mahtab shabi baz az an kooche gozashtam
Fekr nakon yad too boodam kar nadashtam vel migashtam

[magmagf]

Avail: to kif dokhtaram hashish peyda kardam, fekr nemikardam hashishi bashe
Dovomo: to kif dokhtaram kandom peyda kardam , fekr nemikardam kir dashte bashe!!!!!

[magmagf]

اميدوارم در سال جديد خوشبختي مثل سگ پاچتو بگيره و ول نكنه!

[magmagf]

تفاوت قلب دختران و پسران! قلب پسرها مثل پارکينگي است که هيچ وقت تابلوي ظرفيت تکميل بر در آن ديده نميشود و اما قلب دخترها مانند فرودگاهي است که مدت ماندن يک هواپيما در آن بستگي به فرود هواپيماي بعدي دارد