The boss was exasperated because his new secretary wouldn't answer the phone. "Bambi, if you want to keep working here, you're going to have to answer the telephone!" he told her. "Oh, all right," whined Bambi, "but, like, it's always for you
The boss was exasperated because his new secretary wouldn't answer the phone. "Bambi, if you want to keep working here, you're going to have to answer the telephone!" he told her. "Oh, all right," whined Bambi, "but, like, it's always for you
Never question your wife's judgment
. Look at who she married
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow
The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you
Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too
.I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again
.The greatest fact about men's brain: nothing is right on the left side and nothing is left on the right size
the wife : i wish i was a newspaper
so i could be in your hand all the time
husband : i wish you were a newspaper
so i could have a new one every day
Midunesti Esme Keshvarha mokhafafe chie
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End
I.R.A.N. _ Islam , rahbar , akhund ,namaz
Last night I was thinking about "u
I decided to
think about "vwxyz" tonight
.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to
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