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Why does your nose run and your feet smell

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Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills

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A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide-

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds

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Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...sent by Richard Walsh.

SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune

An Ape hates grape cakes.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more - By Sethna Hilla

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......

My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Black bug's blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

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When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs:

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1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.


11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Increases the chance of seeing your co-workers naked.

16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

17. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as “gross.”

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Mindball is a two person game controlled by players’ brain waves. Players, wearing headbands, sit opposite to each other at the Mindball table. The ball moves on the playing area back and forth until it rolls into one of the player’s goal. Mindball requires players to relax so that they can focus. The players’ brain activity is graphed in a diagram so that the public can follow the players’ mental processes during the match.

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seems to be a weird game , Thanks Hosseinl

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There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.
مصاحبه اي بود در شبكه سي ان بي سي با آقاي وارنر بافيت، دومين مرد ثروتمند دنيا كه مبلغ 31 بيليون دلار به موسسه خيريه بخشيده بود.

Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
در اينجا برخي از جلوه هاي جالب زندگي وي بيان شده:

1. He bought his first share of stock at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
1- او اولين سهامش را در 11 سالگي خريد و هم اكنون از اينكه دير شروع كرده ابراز پشيماني مي نمايد!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
2- او از درآمد مربوط به شغل توزيع روزنامه ها، يك مزرعه كوچك در سن 14 سالگي خريد.
3. He still lives in the same, small 3-bedroom house in midtown Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
3- او هنوز در همان خانه كوچك 3 اتاق خوابه واقع در مركز شهر اوماها زندگي مي كند كه 50 سال قبل پس از ازدواج آنرا خريد. او مي گويد هر آنچه كه نيازمند آن مي باشد، درآن خانه وجود دارد. خانه اش فاقد هرگونه ديوار يا حصاري مي باشد.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
4- او همواره خودش اتومبيل شخصي خود را مي راند و هيچ راننده يا محافظ شخصي ندارد.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
5- او هرگز بوسيله جت شخصي سفر نمي كند هرچند كه مالك بزرگترين شركت جت شخصي دنيا مي باشد.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these ompanies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
6- شركت وي به نام بركشاير هات وي، مشتمل بر 63 شركت مي باشد. او هرساله تنها يك نامه به مديران اجرائي اين شركتها مي نويسد و اهداف آن سال را به ايشان ابلاغ مي نمايد. او هرگز جلسات يا مكالمات تلفني را بر مبناي يك شيوه قاعده مند برگزار نمي نمايد. او به مديران اجرائي خود 2 اصل آموخته است:
Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your shareholder' s money.
اصل اول: هرگز ذره اي از پول سهامداران خود را هدر ندهيد.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
اصل دوم: اصل اول را فراموش نكنيد.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His pastime after he gets home is to make himself some popcorn and watch television.

7- او به كارهاي اجتماعي شلوغ تمايلي ندارد. سرگرمي او پس از بازگشتن به منزل، درست كردن مقداري ذرت بوداده (پاپكورن) و تماشاي تلويزيون مي باشد.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man, met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So, he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
8- تنها 5 سال پيش بود كه بيل گيتس، ثروتمندترين مرد دنيا، او را براي اولين بار ملاقات نمود. بيل گيتس فكر نمي كرد وجه مشتركي با وارنر بافيت داشته باشد. به همين دليل او ملاقاتش را تنها براي نيم ساعت برنامه ريزي نموده بود. اما هنگامي كه بيل گيتس او را ملاقات نمود، ملاقات آنها به مدت 10 ساعت به طول انجاميد و بيل گيتس يكي از شيفتگان وارنر بافيت شده بود.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a omputer on his desk. His advice to young people: 'Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and remember:
9- وارنر بافيت نه با خودش تلفن همراه حمل مي كند و نه كامپيوتري بر روي ميزكارش دارد. توصيه اش به جوانان اينست كه: از كارتهاي اعتباري دوري نموده و به خود متكي بوده و بخاطر داشته باشند كه:
A.
Money doesn't create man, but it is the man who created money.
الف) پول انسان را نمي سازد، بلكه انسان است كه پول را ساخته.
B.
Live your life as simple as you are.
ب) تا حد امكان ساده زندگي كنيد.
C.
Don't do what others say. Just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.
ج) آنچه كه ديگران مي گويند انجام ندهيد. تنها به آنها گوش فرا دهيد و فقط آن چيزي را انجام دهيد كه احساس خوبي را به شما عرضه مي كند.
D.
Don't go on brand name. Wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
د) بدنبال ماركهاي معروف نباشد. آن چيزهائي را بپوشيد كه به شما احساس راحتي دست ميدهد.
E.
Don't waste your money on unnecessary things. Spend on those who really are in need.
ه) پول خود را بخاطر چيزهاي غير ضروري هدر ندهيد. تنها بخاطر چيزهائي خرج كنيد كه واقعا به آنها نياز داريد.
F.
After all, it's your life. Why give others the chance to rule your
life?'
و) نكته آخر اينكه، اين زندگي شماست. چرا به ديگران اين فرصت را مي دهيد كه براي زندگيتان تعيين تكليف نمايند؟

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