sms های با حال و جالب (+18 ممنوع)

[amirfour]

age gofti arezooye bozorge ye panda chie?!?....in ke axe rangi begire

[amirfour]

Boy : mitunam narmafzareto lams konam?

girl : aval sakhtafzareto neshun bede.

boy : bayad ruye systemet nasbesh konam

girl : aval anti virus bezar rush,bad nasbesh kon

[amirfour]

Kash mitavanestam hamchun parandeye parshekaste dar konje ghalbat ashianeh karde va dar anja BERINAM! Ta anfolanzaye morgi begiri nekbat !

[amirfour]

Ghazvinie ye koon mizare poshte Vitrin gheimat mizane 2 milyon toman, migan chera inghadr geroon? mige male !!!!!ye khanoom doktor boode faghat bahash migoozide

[amirfour]

Aya midanid manaye kalameye EHHMM ke karborde ziadi dar w.c darad chist?!
E, energye
H,hastei
H,haghe
M,mosalame
M,mast

[amirfour]

Be torke migan farghe "zanjir" ba "anjir" chie?!Mige, Vala shansiea, yeki shans darea ZAN jiresh miad, yeki mesle ma AN jiresh miad!!!

[ليدا]

دوستان هر کس sms با هالی داره اينجا بزاره تا بقيه هم ازش استفاده کنن

دعاي هنگام طلاق:
پروردگارا آن دلبر شيرين كه سپردي به منش ....از بس كه ننر بود سپردم به ننش

[amirfour]

Changiz,khan kesaee ke az khodesh boland'tar bodano mikosht. dar hamin rasta ahmadi,nejad mikhad kesaee ke azash khoshgel,tarano bokoshe. Khosh behalet zende mimuni.

[boys_won]

midoni kalameye love yani chi?

L:layeghe dost dashtan bodan

O: omidvar bodan be ayande

V: vafadar bodan

E: enerjie hasteie haghe mosalame mast

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[khatamifar]

soale avale konkore 85:
××××Energye Hasteyi hagge mosalame
1) shir
2) mast
3) kare
4)panir




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