Just Speak In English_Topic: No topic

[Vahed]

welcome to our new friend! we hope you a nice time here!

a funny question that came to my mind last night! what does "wc" stand for?!
have a nice time

Hi Dear Cris!
you know, it was my question too!
and i find that:
WC : Water Closet
have fun pal

[Parnyan]

Hi Dears
How's everything ???l

where were u dear vahed?we Missed U here ! ! how's ur grandma (i hope everyhthing have been setteled down )l

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hey we have a new friend here let me welcome 2 him
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Hi dear behzadl
how R U ?? welcome here . i hope 2 see U and ur nice posts here .if u had any questions or u wanna know sth about here and us tell us and we will answer them 4 U .l
as u see here we speak about a topic that one of our friends put here and now if u like u can start with dear vahed's questions (go 2 page 140 (it's on the top )) and about ur questions
i think instead of funit's better 2 say nice post :l
I'll follow this topic and I want you all to notify me form my mistakes in my posts
if i were u i would say :
i'll follow this topic and i hope all of u notice my mistake and make them correct 4 me l or instead of notify me form ... say tell me the correct form of my mistakes

have a nice day.i hope 2 C U here againl


Miss U AlL

BYE BYE l

[Vahed]

Hi Dears
How's everything ???l

where were u dear vahed?we Missed U here ! ! how's ur grandma (i hope everyhthing have been setteled down )l

Hi dear Parnyan ,
I'm Just here, near you!
thanks for your kind hopes! and wishes!
have fun pal
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Correcting mistakes:
Settled Down (not "setteled")
have a great time.............................................. ........

[snowy_winter]

Thanks for your kind reply dear Vahed

How's everything going on there? Any news?

[Vahed]

Thanks for your kind reply dear Vahed

How's everything going on there? Any news?

Hi Snowy_Winter, hows it goings pal?
thank you dear, and about news i should say: nothing!
but im going to start a new Topic for speaking about that here!
so, bye until my next post!l

[Vahed]

A New Topic For Speaking

Of coarse everyone have some Dreams,
And all of us always try to reach our dreams,
we have lots of dreams and wishes, and usually
one of them is more important and more special for us
so:

Please write about your own special dreams (real or unreal) and explain that in the best way (that) you can!
Im waiting to read your nice posts and specially your interesting dreams here!
and you can also write you ideas about other friends wises and dreams.
have fun pals

[behzadshams]

hi friends
thank you very much for your warm welcoming and correcting my mistakes.l
I'm very happy for having such a/some good friends like you
and about vahed's questions.I dont know what is his purpose by this exam.l
maybe a way for increasing our skills or just a subject for having fun or both.l
anyway.... I answered questions I had their answer. words marked with red are doubtful for me.
and I will appreciate someone who correct errors in my post.

1-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
both (I thought(?fekr mikardam) they use "she" for animals. ha? )l

2-If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his mp3 player?
if he runs at the speed of sound, he isn't a jogger. he is a concord airplane.l

4-Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
yes if there are lots of angels in "los angeles"l

5-Do fish get thirsty?
you should ask "do fish get SIRAB?!" because they are drinking all times.l
(excuse me.I couldn't find a English word for sirab.can I use "tired" ?)l

6-What is the diameter of a square?
distance between a corner to the non-adjacent corner.l

7-Who killed the Dead Sea?
the salt he ate, I think!l

8-Do vampires get AIDS?
as doctors said , "AIDS cannot be transmitted via(?) digestive organ" !!l

How do you turn off a woman\Man?
from start menu!!l

13-If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down ?
becuase eyes of human are placed horizontally.(I'm not kidding)

14-If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
firstly because people cannot realise their deafness by seeing thier ears.
secindly because their ears don't disgust others while some physically blinded eyes do.l

18-What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
transparent!!! l

19-What's the philosophy of Refrsh in Windows?
do you really mean to get technical answer? (I dont think so)l
anyway for joke I will answer: "this is Just for addicting you and me." (I'm really addicted as I use it 60 times per minute)l

20- how are you or not? (!!!)
or not. this sentence reminds me the fun farsi greeting : "chetori ya na?" .that my usual answer is : "ya na" !!!l

have a good time

[Cris_Y]

hi
dear behzad, these questions were just a topic, not an exam
and some mistakes:
a/some good : nor is needed: such good friends
and I will appreciate someone who correct errors in my post.: and i will appreciate anyone who corrects mistakes in my post.
(do you have to be so formal?!(
I thought(?fekr mikardam) they use "she" for animals. ha? : thought is correct. and also its not a rule to use she. in fact it makes no difference
via(?) digestive organ: via the degistive organ(its better)
from start menu: from the start menu
blinded eyes do: blind eyes do

continue you good activities, and pretty funny answers and you dont have to be so formal and plz answer to vaheds question and too many ands!
have a nice time

[Cris_Y]

hi dear vahed:
so my dreams... theyre too much to say here. i belive no one could be alive without dreams so i have lots of them.
first of all i want to be a great programmer , i boss in the case of computers. i want to have high computer abilities even if i dont use them. i want to be a great hacker and cracker and...
second i love to learn all kind of languages.
but when you put it alltogether my dreams are around computer. ive had them since i was 3. the first time i had a computer for myself. you know i learnt dos at that age by myself! that was my great fun. from that time computer came to my dreams. when i was 12 i wished to learn programming so i started with qbasic! i learnt it and i turned to a profesional in it. then i learnt pascal c c++ java and ... at 14 i was helping my cosin in his tesse! from that age my love to computer came to the highest level. so i continued learning. and i must addmit that ive learnt lots of things from computers. they show you how to think. programming problems show the depth of humans imanigations! thats why theyre still in my dreams!

thanks vehed, its a nice topic!

[behzadshams]

hi
dear behzad, these questions were just a topic, not an exam
and some mistakes:
a/some good : nor is needed: such good friends
and I will appreciate someone who correct errors in my post.: and i will appreciate anyone who corrects mistakes in my post.
(do you have to be so formal?!(

continue you good activities, and pretty funny answers and you dont have to be so formal and plz answer to vaheds question and too many ands!
have a nice time

hi cris
thank you very very much for your DEBUGGING l
but about my formality.you know......the problem is that I don't know what is formal and what is informal.what is polite and what is vulgar.there is no refrence to know theese things.l
I dont have even one english book ,film,etc.The only thing that keeps me related to this language is the Internet .l
what makes my sentence to seem so fomal? the word appreciate?l

by the way....I will never learn where to use "THE" in a sentence. can you give me a simple formula or something thet helps me? it will be appreciated l

thank you again
my next post will be about my dreams wich are my number one problem in my life