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[Vahed]

Hi all my dear friends!
I'm here with some interesting and funny questions...
Dear Petros (my nice Friend) asked this questions in the "hot Chair" topic from me, and now I'm going to put them here, by his special permission:
please answer these funny questions , i miss your great answers!

1-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
2-If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his mp3 player?
3-How can you tell you’ve run out of invisible ink?
4-Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
5-Do fish get thirsty?
6-What is the diameter of a square?
7-Who killed the Dead Sea?
8-Do vampires get AIDS?
9-Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? help: (women-eating shark)
10-How do you get off a nonstop flight?
11-How do you turn off a woman\Man?
12-How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
13-If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down ?
14-If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
15-Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
16-Is the nose the center of the face?
17-What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
18-What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
19-What's the philosophy of Refrsh in Windows? Does it mean that Icons disappeared just for some seconds?
20- how are you or not? (!!!)

have fun friends

[Vahed]

1- its naked!

2- nobody can run at the speed of sound!

but if someday, someone can do such a work, yeah he can hear his MP3 player yet!

3- By looking at it, by my "Invisible viewer" Glasses!

4-no! unfortunately, there are no virgins in Virgin Islands!
5- of coarse! what are you thinking about that?
6- a stiff fascia between each 2 vertex of a square!
7- i know that i wasn't! but maybe "Johnny Depp" in "Pirates of the Caribbean" killed the Dead sea!
8- No! because they drink Blood! and by digestion system you wont get AIDS!
9- According to your help i should say no! man-eating shark doesn't eat women!
10- I don't know! maybe by death!
11- (Read your Private message)
12- let me calculate!..... 2x+ 3000♥ (~milk☼)/-24= 5y^2 => ~248000 Mega liter
13- Because its hard for a mirror to do such a thing! (i don't know what should i answer!)
14- Because the blind persons can hear and somebody will tell them: Please always try to wear dark glasses!
but Deaf people can't hear! it was very logical!
15- yeah! it should called Macrosoft!
16- Not exactly, but we can accept this!
17- A room! and also maybe "a bedroom without bed!"
18- neutral!!!
19- in fact its for re-freshing the desktop (only) , so we can say yes! it mean that Icons disappeared just for some seconds...
20- not only not!

have fun dears

[Cris_Y]

hi
im back!
dear vahed: your answers!
1)both!
2)yes, cause his mp3player is running with the same speed!
3)first of all you should tell my when it is full, then i will answer you!
4)as many as cows in the carpenters!
5)if they stop drinking water, yes
6)????
7)the one who gave it life!
8)maybe!
9)according to your help, no!
10)ill simply jump out(or maybe kill myself as a simpler way)
11)by hiting the on/off switch!
12)enough for me!
13)cause then it would feel twisted
14)cause no one says" are you deaf" as they say "are you blind"!
15)probably
16)depending
17)a nobedroom
18)invisible!
19)just like the philsophy of refresh in mozilla !
20)just fine and maybe!

nice questions!
have a nice time

[Cris_Y]

yooohooooo
were are you?
you all seem very busy!
plz do come here
have a nice time

[shahrzad2006]

[QUOTE=vahed;1327915][LEFT]Hi all my dear friends!
I'm here with some interesting and funny questions...
Dear Petros (my nice Friend) asked this questions in the "hot Chair" topic from me, and now I'm going to put them here, by his special permission:
please answer these funny questions , i miss your great answers!

1-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
he's not homeless nor naked .
2-If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his mp3 player?
a jogger who's running at the speed of sound never uses mp3 player.
3-How can you tell you’ve run out of invisible ink?
no need to tell any one.
4-Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
there used to be .but not any more.
5-Do fish get thirsty?
i don't think sooo
6-What is the diameter of a square?
what a lazy student.go and look in ur geometry book.
7-Who killed the Dead Sea?
no one .he himself did such awful thing.
8-Do vampires get AIDS?
yep.
9-Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? help: (women-eating shark)l
since men are so strange creatures may be he does.
10-How do you get off a nonstop flight?
i'll jump out of the window as soon as i saw water .
11-How do you turn off a woman\Man?
ignore him or her .
12-How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
no milk .insead of milk u 'll find millions of stars there.
13-If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down ?
go ask a mirror.not meee
14-If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
i don't know. coz i'm neither blind nor deaf
15-Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
no. microsoft is not that big.
16-Is the nose the center of the face?
not exactly
17-What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
i'll call it study.
18-What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
no color but they can say that his hair has signed in invisible
19-What's the philosophy of Refresh in Windows? Does it mean that Icons disappeared just for some seconds?
wow.i've always wanted to know why we use refresh .as soon as i found the answer i'll tell u.
20- how are you or not? (!!!)
r u sure ur sentence is gramatically correct?

[•*´• pegah •´*•]

hi guys i just got here after a few days and i dont know whats going on here?
can someone please tell me what you are talking about?
thanx

[Vahed]

yooohooooo
were are you?
you all seem very busy!
plz do come here
have a nice time

Hi all my dear friends
Dear Cris im back! and now where are you pal?
and special thanks to dear Cris and Dear Shahrzad for your nice answers!
have fun friend
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i cant understand the grammar of using "do" in this sentence:
Please do come here
please explain about that to me!
thanks

[Vahed]

hi guys i just got here after a few days and i dont know whats going on here?
can someone please tell me what you are talking about?
thanx

wow! dear Pegah, we missed you here!
welcome back pal!
the subject is "answering to my funny questions" (in my upper posts)
miss your good answers dear
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Correcting:

what are you talking about? (the correct form of using "are" in the sentence)
have a great time

[Vahed]

hi all my nice friends
i have a special request, please ... please and again please pray for my dearest grandmother!
doctors said that she (that was in CCU and now is in ICU) utmost will be alive for 48 hours....
i haven't enough time to explain more about that! but i should say, she cant see, cant hear, cant speak, cant eat, cant depart, her liver doesn't works and also her body is full of venom!
my grandma and I, need your prays! don't forget us please.....
see ya

[diana_1989]

1)that’s depend !
2)no he doesn’t have mp3player ! that time he hear his mp4 player !
3)i say no one !
4) maybe there are , I’m not sure !
5) maybe I am not biologist!
6) sorry I’m so lazy in geometry
7) yester day when I was young I killed dead sea!
8)i have not been a doctor yet ! but I’d tell u in future !
9) man always do strange thing
10) nothing, I’ll sit in my chair so relax and drink juice 1
11) I’ll get angry for her or him !
12) that’s more than reza zade !
13) maybe it have some basically problem!
14)coz they don’t like it !
15)no it’s not a beautiful name ! mic is better than !
16) for sb with photogenic face yes !
17) I call it barn!
18) unseeable
19) I think u are right ! because I always agree with u
20) what ? I don’t get the picture !
Thanks dear petrose and vahed !