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[Arasp]

that was a nice comparison

but can you compare a cat with a man as well?

This is one of the nice songs of the king Elvis Presley,
you can find what you asked at the final stanza:

Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever thats so hard to bear

You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night.

Evrybodys got the fever
That is something you all know
Fever isnt such a new thing
Fever started long ago

Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
And you know Im gonna treat you right

You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night

Romeo loved juliet
Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said julie, baby, youre my flame
Thou giv-est fever when we kisseth
Fever with the flaming youth
Fever Im afire
Fever yea I burn for sooth

Captain smith and pocahantas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said daddy, o, dont you dare
He gives me fever with his kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever, Im his misses,
Oh daddy, wont you treat him right

Now youve listened to my story
Heres the point that I have made
Cats were born to give chicks fever
Be it Fahrenheit or centigrade
They give you fever when you kiss them
Fever if you live and learn
Fever till you sizzle
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn

[StormWielder]

..........................................................................................Girls are like
apples on trees. The best..............................................................................
ones are at the top of the tree........................................................................
The boys don’t want to reach for.....................................................................
the good ones because they are afraid................................................................
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they..............................................................
just get the rotten apples from the ground............................................................
that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples...........................................................
at the top think something is wrong with.............................................................
them, when in reality, they’re amazing...............................................................
They just have to wait for the right...................................................................
boy to come along, the one..........................................................................
who’s brave............................................. .............................................
to climb............................................. .................................................
all the way............................................... ............................................
to the top............................................... .............................................
of the tree.............................................. ...........................................o

So , I'm the bravest boy in the world

[ozza]

nice,thanx 4 sharing

[olinda]

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's
200 miles from here!"and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I
don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear"

[olinda]

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices
a compact on the sidewalk, and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact. T he second
one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

[olinda]

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she
opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

[olinda]

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

[olinda]

FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

[olinda]

SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her USA government class. The professor asked
Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That
was the decision George Washington had to make before
he crossed the Delaware"

[olinda]

SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to
respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with
his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."