sms های با حال و جالب (+18 ممنوع)

[EHS@N]

doost dokhtare torke vasash off mizare ke emshab bia khoonamoon... torke khoshesh miat send too all mikone

[Soso]

az ye torke miporsan midoony zelzele dar asare chie?mige baba yeki javabe pm
khoda ro nemide,khoda ham BUZZ mizane

[Soso]

Adam mire dame khoonashoon. dar mizane.
havva mige kie?
adam mige khenge, gheyre man ke kasi nist.

[Soso]

khoda korda ro mibare jahannam, fardash mibine hishki 2 jahannam nist.
mire 2 behesht, mibine korde hama ro ghachaghi borde oonja.

[Soso]

va khodavand vahy ferestad ke ebrahim bar to vajeb shod ke farzandat esmail ra
baraye rezaye khodavand ghorbani koni... va angah ke ebrahim aamadeie ejraaye
amre khoda gardid jebreil nazel gardid va goft : Ebi jan shoma dar moghabele
doorbine makhfi hastid!

[Soso]

be torke migan:ghazanfar H.I.V gerefte.
mige: G.L.X ro furukhte?

[Soso]

arezoo mikonam zendegit mesle dasmal tovaet bashe:
deraz, sefid,mofid

[Soso]

این اس ام اس برای ساعت 3 الی 5 صبح توصیه میشود :


Moshtarake Gerami, in SmS jahate bidariye shoma az khab ersal shode , lotfan bad
az khandane in sms labkhand zade dobare say konid ke bekhabid , Ba tashakor!!!!

[mohammad_1000]

Torka baraye hamdardi ba mardome zelzezadeye bam mobayla'shuno miza'ran ru vibra'

[mohammad_1000]

Ye roz mardom to safe taxi bodan va safam kheli shologh bode yeho taxi miyad va hame mikhastan savar shan ranande taxi mige intori nemishe az harkodom ye soal mikonam har ki dorost javab dad ono savar mikonam be farse mige 23* 33 chand mishe mige:782 az korde miprse 3235*8793javab mide mige to ham savar sho az torke miporse 2+2 chand mishe torke mige ye dafe bego nemikham savar konam khiyal ma ro rahat kon dige chera leftesh midi???