Admiral Hackett : Shepard..... Shepard ....
Shepard: eeeh ... ay (talking with his self) what is this old clown want ? oh..
Hackett: Where the hell are you Shepard? It seems that damn crucible doesn`t work. It doesn`t fire attack reapers.
Shepard: I don`t .... eeeeh knoooo....w you idiot. I`m soldier not an engineer .
Hackett: Oh WTF....
Shepard: What happend ?
Hackett: The Reapers turns cats and dogs into the husks . Do something Shepard .. That`s an order.
Shepard: Screw you ....
Ilussive man intrupt them: Shepard hope you see world through my vision
Shepard and Zombie Anderson: Shut up....
and now starchild turns on the elavator and lift Shepard up....
Starchild: Wake up....
Shepard:Who the hell are you?
Starchild
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oesn`t matter but they call me Catalyst
Shepard: I thought Citadel is the Catalyst
Starchild: No you fool. Citadel is my home and I am Catalyst
Shepard: Hey Harbi don`t act like children . You can`t fool me.
Harbinger: Oh you are so smart son. I was underestimate you but you should be indocrated by now
Shepard: lol .... that trickdoesn`t work anymore you insect! Couldn`t you appear in better shape dumb ass ? I`m not gay and I`m not interested in having --- with children ! You are not tempting . I don`t want to listen to your bullshits...
Harbi: How do you like to see me ?
Shepard: Let me think... I like to see my love naked body again , I mean Ashley...
Harbi: Wait..... Taaaa daaaa : I`m Ashley know .Are we good? Can we countinue?
Shepard: No no no no . wait. Ashley`s hair is longer ... and as I remember shee has a mole on her right arm
Harbi: Give me a sec..... What now?
Shepard: Her boobs are smaller and when we had aan affair last night before reaching Earth she had some pubic hair and not shaved!
Harbi: Fuck you Shepard... maybe she took a bath after that!
Shepard: I don`t know maybe... and maybe not . just a minute... Hey Hackett are you there?
Hacket: Damn you Shepard! Where are you bastard?
Shepard: FORGET THE LECTURE. Is Ahley there?
Hackett: Yes ...
Shepard: Ask her If she take a bath and shaved her pubic hair this morning?
Hackett: You MotherF... Let me see my self to be sure! ...... ..... ... Yes Fully shaved.
Shepard : Thank you . Shepard out.
Harbi: What Happend? Am I good?
Shepard: Yes we`re good. Just answer me where are you coming from my Reapy shavy Ash?
Harbi: errr.... Entry is deleted . forget it.
Shepard: ok. why do you wipe out all organics life?
Harbi: We don`t kill you we just harvest you for better purpose and save you from incoming dangers....
Shepard: I don`t think that anything would be as dangerous as you are
Harbi : No. we harvest you to prevent you from making powerful synthetics capable of wiping The Reapers ... no no sorry killing you.
Shepard: But I have some good synthetic friends!
Harbi: eh.... Idon`t have any idea what you talking about. But this is our soloution of that.
Shepard: Hey harbi can you sit and open your legs? I want to see that little pussy cat between them!
Harbi: Consider it done ..!
Shepard: Wow that`s a quite view.. oh no that was Anderson line in script ! This is not soloution. We don`t have any hope and choice in reaper form. We can`t even have --- with other reapers! Do reapers have genitals?
Harbi: Let me see my self in the mirror ..... Can you show your genital to me? I don`t know what is like!
Shepard:Let me... This is my penis...
Harbi:.... but it`s like elephants proboscis . Do you human drink water with that?
Shepard: No no we dispose pee and cum with it
Harbi: What is cum?
Zombie Anderson yelling from lower level : Shepard skip Anatomy lessons part please...
Ilussive Man: I agree with Anderson..
Shepard: Shut up reapy creapy Ilussivy ! Harbi doesn`t important . go on
Harbi: But I don`t see female organ finally. But in reaper form you have more than choice and hope but no sorry no ---...
Shepard: Oh...I can`t sit and wait 50000 years to wipe another species without having --- or watching Tv....
Harbi: Damn you sure you are not indocrited now? Or maybe I`m indocrited by your word? Doesn`t matter .You show us that our soloution doesn`t work anymore and crucible gave me 3 new exlusive options..... Are you listening Shepard?
Shepard: ... oOh sorry. I was thinking about Tali. can you appear in her naked form? I`ve never take her serious and now I understand that she has a great body....
Harbi: eee.. Here you are.....
Shepard: Dumb ass I want to see her face too. I`ve never see her face....
Harbi: Neither do I ...
Shepard: Forget it...You were saying....
Harbi: You have 3 options: I know you think about destroying us but it doesn`t stop chaos in future and you will be dead beacuse you are half organic and half synthetic and your friend Joker lose her lovely spouse EDI so don`t be fool and listen to other choices. You can control us (better say we kill you and control ourseves) but you will realize that our soloution is mandatory for next cycle and you do the invasion by your self. But the better option is to merge organics life and synthetics and we need you energy and life to make a new dna , simpley let us do our job ... and you better know that with any choice all mass relays will be lost
Shepard: I don`t know...........
thinking.........
thinking..................
thinking............................
Harbi: What do you doing ? Choose between control or merge !
Shepard: Something distrubing my thoughts..
Harbi: What is that?
Shepard: I`m thniking about Miranda. I couldn`t romance her beacuase of that damn crazy bitch Jack !! Can you show your self in her form ?
Harbi: Fuck you shepard fuck you........................ You penis head motherf
Illusive Man: woooooooooooow .Did you hear that zombie Anderson?
Zombie Anderson : Oh yes If I were Shepard I screw them by destroying reapers
Ilussive Man: I say controling them not destroying you old faggot
Harbi: Shut up creapy reapy ilussivy . I say merge .
And finally Shepard decide to destroying reapers and after some scenes he wake up and understand that all of it was his toughts and he was indocirated by Harbi and He should continue his way to the conduit in Mass Effect 4 or 20 dollar post game DLC !!!!!!!!!
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