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[shazdeh23]

I believe that God above created u for me to Love. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id Love you the best

[shazdeh23]

If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me

[shazdeh23]

One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life

[shazdeh23]

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily

[shazdeh23]

!!!Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon

[shazdeh23]

.Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver

[shazdeh23]

.You need Money to call someone Honey

[shazdeh23]

.My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends

[shazdeh23]

We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY
Because their both hands are free

[shazdeh23]

efinitions
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills

and kills by his bills

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever