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[•*´• pegah •´*•]

i think my mom is the best because she is always there for me whenever i need her

[Carl]

خیلی جالب بود و ...... ممنون

[•*´• pegah •´*•]

its such a great topic
made me think about them
thanx a lot

[sise]

Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings

greeeeeeeeeeeeeat!

[AB]

Adorable topic

[*yutab*]

that was a nice topic

thanks a lot dear friend.

[علیرضا]

Cute & Factual
thanks Olinda !!!

ps
Nice daughter you have !!!

[علیرضا]

so funny !!
I like being in such misunderstandings caused by lack of a good foreign language
( hal mide yaroo ro sare kar bezari !!!!!)

[علیرضا]

that`s the sentence I`m using everyday recently:
everybody has his own thoughts
everybody has his own beliefs
everybody has his own aim

and then I say...

try not to inject yours into ones mind

[shahrzad2006]

LET'S PICK ON MEN INSTEAD OF BLONDES...

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty. We iron - they wrinkle.

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your
masterpiece.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.