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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!!!
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having ---.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
با حاله ادامه بده
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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Last edited by Venus; 17-03-2007 at 01:54.
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
SMS Dictionary
SMS
Meaning
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFK
Away From Keyboard
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ATK
At The Keyboard
ATM
At The Moment
A3
Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BBL
Be Back Later
BBS
Be Back Soon
BFN/B4N
Bye For Now
BRB
Be Right Back
BRT
Be Right There
BTW
By The Way
B4N
Bye For Now
CU
See You
CUL8R
See You Later
CYA
See You
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
FC
Fingers Crossed
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FYI
For Your Information
GAL
Get A Life
GG
Good Game
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GR8
Great!
G9
Genius
IC
I See
ICQ
I Seek you
ILU
I Love You
IMHO
In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IOW
In Other Words
IRL
In Real Life
KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid
LDR
Long Distance Relationship
LMAO
Laugh My Ass Off
LOL
Laughing Out Loud
LTNS
Long Time No See
L8R
Later
MTE
My Thoughts Exactly
M8
Mate
NRN
No Reply Necessary
OIC
Oh I See
PITA
Pain In The A*8
PRT
Party
PRW
Parents Are Watching
QPSA?
Que Pasa?
ROFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLOL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
SK8
Skate
STATS
Your --- and age
ASL
Age, ---, Location
THX
Thank You
TTFN
Ta-Ta For Now!
TTYL
Talk To You Later
U
You
U2
You Too
U4E
Yours For Ever
WB
Welcome Back
WTF
What The F...
WTG
Way To Go!
WUF
Where Are You From?
W8
Wait...
7K
Sick
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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