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[magmagf]

قرض الحسنه محمد رسول الله و آل طه اعلام كردند
هر كي كه پول گذاشته با رقص روش گذاشته

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Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

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sumtimes wen u cry no 1 srrs ur tears..wen ur worrued no 1 sees ur pain..wen ur happy no1 sees ur smile..den just fart n c how de all stare at u

[M.B.M]

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend

I KILL YOU FOR FREE

[M.B.M]

plz concentrate



























thanks for concentrating

[M.B.M]

If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?