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A Girl Said To Her BF : If U Kiss Me I’ll Be Yours Forever…!

Her BF Answered : Thanks For Your Warning

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

[/LEFT]U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI[/LEFT].

When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Can u keep a secret?

Between me & u


You promise?


I really need to tell u this...


Well...

I MISS U...

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, 4get me not.

I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!

FRIENDS are like stars.....
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! :)

Upon reciving this text you must send it to:
1 person you like ,
1 person you hate ,
1 person you love and
1 person you wanna fuck.
now think about why I sent it to you

ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
you speak very good monkey language

When i look@the sky, i c u.
When i look@the moon, i c u.
When i look@the sun, i c u.
When i look@the sea, i c u.
EXCUSE ME,
CAN U MOVE A LITTLE

Without u life is black not white without u the world has no hope,no light without u i can't go left or right without u i lose my sight thank u my... Glasses!

Hi! sorry, I have no sms 4u tonight. Hey I said no sms 4u. still keep reading?! There is no sms 4u, I said! ahmagh! MIGAM SMS NADARAM VASAT. Hala baz bekhoon!

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

many thanks apoosh :santa:

Why do v close our eyez ven v pray , ven v cry , ven v dream , ven v kiss , Coz da most beautiful thingz in life r unseed & flet only by da Heart .

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.............(a life sentence!)l

:)

Marriage is a 3 ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering

:)

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

A woman was telling her friend: "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire"!i
:)

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!i
:)

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock!i
:)

Husband: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife: I'm looking for a loophole!i
:)

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn [I'll alter him]!i
:)

The definition of a perfect Wife: One who helps the husband with the dishes...!i
:)

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!

Little kid to his Dad: "Daddy! how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea", replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."!i
:)

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!i
:)