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Let's put funny quotes we know here:
1-
A:I quit because the boss used repulsive languge.
B:What did he say?
A:He said, "you're fired!!!" :ohno:
:blush:
2-
Englishmen never will be slaves:they are free to do whatever the Government and public opinion allow them to do.
George Bernard Shaw
(I do not think it's peculiar to English men)
3-
Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Saki
4-
One consolation of being over 40 is that you can no longer die young.(جوانمرگ نمی شو ید)
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nobody!!ahhhhhhh
well,ok
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Women are most adorable when they :biggrin: are afraid, that's why they frighten so easily. "
nobody!!ahhhhhhh
well,ok
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Women are most adorable when they are afraid, that's why they frighten so easily. "
زن ها هنگامی که می ترسند از هر زمان دیگری دلربا تر می شوند ،به همین خاطر است که تا هیچی نشده هول برشان می دارد! :biggrin:
very well
thx for the quotes
go on with ur target
u dont need assistant do u?
just finish up what youve started
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
Cat Stevens
من از زندگی لذت میبرم ، فکر کنم از مرگ بیشتر لذت خواهم برد. :rolleye:
کت استیونز
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
حکومت مثل یک بچه است ، از یک طرف معده ای همیشه گرسنه ، درک هیچگونه مسئولیت از طرفی دیگر! :happy:
رونالد ریگن
Most fools think they are only ignorant.
Benjamin Franklin
بیشتر احمق ها فکر میکنند آنها فقط نادان هستند!
بنیامین فرانکلین
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
Albert Einstein
فرق بین حماقت و ذکاوت این است که ذکاوت محدودیت هایی دارد
آلبرت انیشتین
I always advise people never to give advice.
P. G. Wodehouse
من همیشه به مردم نصیحت میکنم که به پند و اندرز گوش ندهند
پی.جی. ودهاوس
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Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
Josh Billings
نصیحت مثل روغن کرچک است ، آسان به کسی میدهی اما خیلی سخت قبول میکنی
جاش بیللینگز
My dear friend thank you for your very encouraging statements ,and sorry I'm late,I wish you a happy time.Let's keep it going.....
*A man in love is incomplete until he has married.Then he's finished.
مرد عاشق تا ازدواج نکرده است ناتمام است.وقتی ازدواج کرد کارش تمام می شود.
*Advice to persons about to marry -"Don't" Punch
توصیه به آنهایی که قصد ازدواج دارند-"این کار را نکنید"
(Actually I firmly believe that it's wrong ,and that marriage is a means for you to grow and...you know there's a lot to say.However I brought them here just for fun.)
*BISHOP: Who is it that sees and hears all we do, and before whom even I am but as a crushed worm? Punch
PAGE: The missus,my Lord.
اون کیه که همهء کارایی رو که انجام می دیم رو می بینه و میشنوه و حتی من در برابر او به سان کرم له شده ای بیش نیستم
پادو:
همسرتان،سرور من.
;) What do you mean my dear friend?It's English forum here so we write in English!But if you know this ,and find that difficult that's different?نقل قول:
نوشته شده توسط ramin_excalibur
please clarify what you meant anyway.
thanx
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
- Joan Crawford -
"Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age."
- Jeanne Moreau -
"Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?"
- Cinderella -
As usaul, here is quite!
Ok! we start again
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
- Samuel Butler
This is one of the most famous sayings about love. Even if we feel pain when we lose our love, it is a good thing for us. I am not sure I agree with this! How about you?
"Darkness can not drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Do you think it's truly possible to follow in Dr. King's footsteps? What can ordinary people do to "drive out hate"? Does it matter how we live our daily lives or should we wait until we're important people in society?
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
- Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Do you think you have ever been TRULY in love? Why do people "fall in love"? Why do some people "fall out" of love? Are there different kinds of love? How can we find "true" love?
"Would you like me to give you a formula for success? Double your rate of failure."
- Thomas J. Watson
I really like this one! So, if u failed, start again, and again and again.
"If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax."
- Abraham Lincoln
Yes, it's better to plan sth before u carry on that.