A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you!!
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A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you!!
Love is like WAR.....
Easy to stärt.....
Difficult to end......
AND IMPOSSIBLE to forget...
So be aware of that and dont fell in love with anybody
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''F**K YOU'' means :
F: Flower 4 u.
U: Unlimited Love 4 u.
C: Chocolate is not sweeter than u.
K: Kiss 4 u.
YOU : You are always in my mind.
SO F**K YOU !!!
No vulgar words
WARNING
If you read this SMS a ''Virus" will enter to your brain.
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One day you will ask me what I love more or my life, and when i will say my lifeYou will walk away from me without knowing ..., that you are my life
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Take your Phone in front of a mirror an read !!!
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I Love Yoghurt !!!
do not marry a person that you know you can live whit
Only someone that you can not live whitout
CNN NEWS:
Hi there
Three monkeies escaped from zoo yesterday.
uh, I can the 1st monkey. It is having a banana.
oh, It is the 2nd one. It is drinking water.
Wow I can see the 3rd one. It is reading this SMS.
Pardon me for this ioke sms :blush:
bye
Give laugh 2 all
but smile 2 one,
give cheeks 2 all
but lips 2 one,
give love 2 all
but heart 2 one,
let evrybody love you
but u love "one"...
If a man open the car door for his wife... 1. the car is new 2. the wife is new. 3. she is not his wife
Do You Want Nokia 7250 absolutely free with
a free Sim card havin free sms n free outgoing.
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Sorry 4 impolite SMS
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (...) V W X Y Z did i miss something ? no.but i put U in my heart
One, two ,I Love You ,three ,four ,Love Me More ,five ,six ,Give Me Kiss ,seven ,eight ,Don't Be Late , nine ,ten ,Hug Me Then
Women are like as an Internet Virus.They Enter your life, Scan your pocket, Trasfer your money, Edit your mind, Download her problems, Delete your smile, And Hang you for ever.
what r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
a-telephone
b-television
c-tell-a woman
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender
how do you keep a mongole busy? read below.
how do you keep a mongole busy? read above
Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible
I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more
So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW
our smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME
When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u
Never question your wife's judjment. Look at who she married
i asked god aflower he gave me a gorden i asked a freind he gave me you
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again
The greatest fact about men's brain: nothing is right on the left side and nothing is left on the right size
the wife : i wish i was a newspaper so i could be in your hand all the time !
husband : i wish you were a newspaper so i could have a new one every day !
Last night I was thinking about "u"...
I decided to ...
think about "vwxyz" tonight
A Riddle :
A Short thing
It gets longer when you hold it and pass betwween women breasts
and
Enters into a hole.
WHAT IS IT ?
1 min to think ...
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" CAR SEAT BELT "
you dirty mind !!
ِAmerican say : Life is too short
but
Iranian say : Life is tu short !!
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
A wish in a corner, Deep in my Heart, 2BFreinds 4ever & never apart, hope this bond has a long life 2 live, for you my friend anything i`ll give