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Women are like as an Internet Virus
They Enter your life
Scan your pocket
Trasfer your money
Edit your mind
Download her problems
Delete your smile
And Hang you for ever

what r the 3 fastest ways of communication
a-telephone
b-television
c-tell-a woman

...I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is,
won't make you cry

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

do not marry a person that you know you can live whit
Only someone that you can not live whitout

:CNN NEWS

Hi there

Three monkeies escaped from zoo yesterday
uh, I can the 1st monkey. It is having a banana
oh, It is the 2nd one. It is drinking water
Wow I can see the 3rd one. It is reading this SMS

Give laugh 2 all
but smile 2 one
give cheeks 2 all
but lips 2 one
give love 2 all
but heart 2 one
let evrybody love you
but u love "one

ABCDEFG:
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

but GFEDCBA:
Girl Forget Everything Done & Catch a new Boy Again

:ABCDEFG
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

but GFEDCBA:
Girl Forget Everything Done & Catch a new Boy Again

Do you know why nioton surprised when an apple dropped on his head
Beacause he was under an orange tree

This guy calls an Airline and asks
"How long does it take to get from Boston to New York
"The rep says, “One min. please, ”
and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 98915****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

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Ha

Wis
You
Hap

Wish
You A
Happy

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Norouz 1386:santa:

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With the best wishes and Happy new year

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you
But I did, I do, and I will

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day
I never seem to get enough of you

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind
for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers
I love you

There are Tulips in my garden
there are Tulips in the park
But nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark

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I lov


I love


I love you...



I love you the most.


I love you the best.



I love you a lot..



Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals

Last night I Got a severe Head pain
I went to the Doctor
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.

I Miss you a Lot dear

SENDER
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me.

This cat
is cat
a cat,
good cat,
way cat,
to cat,
keep cat,
an cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,20 cat,
seconds cat
!... Now read it without the word cat

?What's the difference between a fly and a bird
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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird

I wish moon always be full and bright
And you always be cool and right
Whenever you go to switch off the light
Remember that I am wishing you good night

Like a rose needs water
Like a season needs change
Like a poet needs a pen
I need you

A square has 4 ends
A triangle has 3 ends
A segment has 2 ends
But our friendship has no end

Age appears to be best in something
Old wood best to burn
Old book best to read
Old rice best to eat
And Old friends best to keep

a friend is someone who knows the song
in youre heart and can sing it back to you when
you have forgotten the words

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time will allways fly, but my friendship
with you will never die.....happy valentines day
february 14 2007

A friend is a sweet when its new
its sweeter when its true
but you know that sweetest when it is you

Effort in our hand
But luck is not in our hand

There are 12 mounts a year
30 days a mount
7 days a week
24 hours a day
60 minutes an hour
But only one likes you in a lifetime

I love you warm smile and you are kind
, thoughtful way
They goy that you bring you love for ever