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Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookiesI saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide-
bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobbleThese thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] [ برای مشاهده لینک ، با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] [ برای مشاهده لینک ، با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] .
Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller.
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...sent by Richard Walsh.
SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck woodI scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in PuneAn Ape hates grape cakes.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more - By Sethna Hilla
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONESA skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......
My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???
How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.
How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
Penny's pretty pink piggy bank
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Black bug's blood.Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.Freshly-fried fat flying fishRubber baby-buggy bumpers.Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.
When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs:
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your co-workers naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
17. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as “gross.”
Mindball is a two person game controlled by players’ brain waves. Players, wearing headbands, sit opposite to each other at the Mindball table. The ball moves on the playing area back and forth until it rolls into one of the player’s goal. Mindball requires players to relax so that they can focus. The players’ brain activity is graphed in a diagram so that the public can follow the players’ mental processes during the match.
seems to be a weird game :46:, Thanks Hossein:11:l
There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.
مصاحبه اي بود در شبكه سي ان بي سي با آقاي وارنر بافيت، دومين مرد ثروتمند دنيا كه مبلغ 31 بيليون دلار به موسسه خيريه بخشيده بود.
Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
در اينجا برخي از جلوه هاي جالب زندگي وي بيان شده:
1. He bought his first share of stock at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
1- او اولين سهامش را در 11 سالگي خريد و هم اكنون از اينكه دير شروع كرده ابراز پشيماني مي نمايد!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
2- او از درآمد مربوط به شغل توزيع روزنامه ها، يك مزرعه كوچك در سن 14 سالگي خريد.
3. He still lives in the same, small 3-bedroom house in midtown Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
3- او هنوز در همان خانه كوچك 3 اتاق خوابه واقع در مركز شهر اوماها زندگي مي كند كه 50 سال قبل پس از ازدواج آنرا خريد. او مي گويد هر آنچه كه نيازمند آن مي باشد، درآن خانه وجود دارد. خانه اش فاقد هرگونه ديوار يا حصاري مي باشد.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
4- او همواره خودش اتومبيل شخصي خود را مي راند و هيچ راننده يا محافظ شخصي ندارد.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
5- او هرگز بوسيله جت شخصي سفر نمي كند هرچند كه مالك بزرگترين شركت جت شخصي دنيا مي باشد.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these ompanies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
6- شركت وي به نام بركشاير هات وي، مشتمل بر 63 شركت مي باشد. او هرساله تنها يك نامه به مديران اجرائي اين شركتها مي نويسد و اهداف آن سال را به ايشان ابلاغ مي نمايد. او هرگز جلسات يا مكالمات تلفني را بر مبناي يك شيوه قاعده مند برگزار نمي نمايد. او به مديران اجرائي خود 2 اصل آموخته است:
Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your shareholder' s money.
اصل اول: هرگز ذره اي از پول سهامداران خود را هدر ندهيد.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
اصل دوم: اصل اول را فراموش نكنيد.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His pastime after he gets home is to make himself some popcorn and watch television.
7- او به كارهاي اجتماعي شلوغ تمايلي ندارد. سرگرمي او پس از بازگشتن به منزل، درست كردن مقداري ذرت بوداده (پاپكورن) و تماشاي تلويزيون مي باشد.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man, met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So, he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
8- تنها 5 سال پيش بود كه بيل گيتس، ثروتمندترين مرد دنيا، او را براي اولين بار ملاقات نمود. بيل گيتس فكر نمي كرد وجه مشتركي با وارنر بافيت داشته باشد. به همين دليل او ملاقاتش را تنها براي نيم ساعت برنامه ريزي نموده بود. اما هنگامي كه بيل گيتس او را ملاقات نمود، ملاقات آنها به مدت 10 ساعت به طول انجاميد و بيل گيتس يكي از شيفتگان وارنر بافيت شده بود.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a omputer on his desk. His advice to young people: 'Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and remember:
9- وارنر بافيت نه با خودش تلفن همراه حمل مي كند و نه كامپيوتري بر روي ميزكارش دارد. توصيه اش به جوانان اينست كه: از كارتهاي اعتباري دوري نموده و به خود متكي بوده و بخاطر داشته باشند كه:
A.
Money doesn't create man, but it is the man who created money.
الف) پول انسان را نمي سازد، بلكه انسان است كه پول را ساخته.
B.
Live your life as simple as you are.
ب) تا حد امكان ساده زندگي كنيد.
C.
Don't do what others say. Just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.
ج) آنچه كه ديگران مي گويند انجام ندهيد. تنها به آنها گوش فرا دهيد و فقط آن چيزي را انجام دهيد كه احساس خوبي را به شما عرضه مي كند.
D.
Don't go on brand name. Wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
د) بدنبال ماركهاي معروف نباشد. آن چيزهائي را بپوشيد كه به شما احساس راحتي دست ميدهد.
E.
Don't waste your money on unnecessary things. Spend on those who really are in need.
ه) پول خود را بخاطر چيزهاي غير ضروري هدر ندهيد. تنها بخاطر چيزهائي خرج كنيد كه واقعا به آنها نياز داريد.
F.
After all, it's your life. Why give others the chance to rule your
life?'
و) نكته آخر اينكه، اين زندگي شماست. چرا به ديگران اين فرصت را مي دهيد كه براي زندگيتان تعيين تكليف نمايند؟
I enjoyed it
thank you
Its more than just curiosity's for me, I love to learn more about it, can you give me your reference please
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Introduction
Food allergies can cause severe reactions, so avoiding foods that cause them is critical. But it can be hard to know whether foods contain ingredients you're allergic to, especially when eating out. Knowing common hidden sources of food allergens can help.
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has identified eight major food allergens:
Milk
Eggs
Peanuts
Tree nuts (such as almonds, cashew, walnuts)
Fish (such as bass, cod, flounder)
Shellfish (such as crab, lobster, shrimp)
Soy
Wheat
Click on the tabs to the left corresponding to the major food allergens to see some possible sources of hidden food allergens. This is not a complete list; ingredients and food preparation and processing vary
Hidden sources of milk and dairy products
Deli slicers. These slicers often are used for both meats and cheeses.
Tuna. Some brands of canned tuna contain casein, a milk protein.
'Nondairy' products. Some products claiming to be "nondairy" actually contain milk derivatives.
Meat. Some meats contain a milk protein (casein) as a binding agent.
Restaurant-prepared steak. Many restaurants add butter to their steaks after grilling, to enhance flavor.
Certain medications. Some medications, such as Benadryl capsules, use a milk derivative (lactose) as a filler.
Hidden sources of eggs
Specialty drinks. Eggs may be used to create the foam topping on specialty coffee drinks or in certain mixed drinks.
Egg substitutes. Some brands of egg substitutes contain egg whites.
Pasta. Some processed cooked pastas contain eggs or are processed on equipment also used to produce egg-containing pastas.
Cosmetics, shampoos and medicines. These sometimes contain egg proteins or derivatives of egg proteins that could possibly trigger an allergic reaction — even if you aren't eating them
Hidden sources of peanuts
Artificial nuts. Some artificial nuts are peanut-based with flavoring added to make them taste like other nuts, such as walnuts or pecans. For example, mandelonas are peanuts soaked in almond flavoring.
Arachis oil. This is another name for peanut oil.
Chocolate candies. Many chocolate candies are produced on equipment also used for processing peanuts or peanut-containing foods. Cross-contact is common.
Cultural foods. Many African, Chinese, Indonesian, Mexican, Thai and Vietnamese dishes often contain peanuts or are exposed to peanuts during restaurant preparation.
Specialty baked goods and ice cream. Foods sold in bakeries and ice-cream shops often come in contact with peanuts.
Sunflower seeds. Many brands of sunflower seeds are manufactured on equipment also used to produce peanuts.
Nut butters. Many nut butters, such as cashew nut butter, are processed on the same equipment used to make peanut butter.
Saliva. Allergy-causing proteins from peanuts and other food allergens can be passed through the saliva by kissing or sharing utensils, straws or cups with someone who has recently eaten peanuts — even after just brushing teeth or chewing gum.
Hidden sources of tree nuts
Flavorings. Natural and artificial flavorings may contain tree nuts.
Mortadella. This type of smoked sausage, made of pork, beef, wine and spices, may also contain pistachio nuts.
Other foods. Tree nuts may be used in many foods, including barbecue sauce, cereals, crackers and ice cream.
Household items. Some toys and beanbags may be filled with stuffing made from crushed nut shells.
Defining Cancer
Cancer is a term used for diseases in which abnormal cells divide without control and are able to invade other tissues. Cancer cells can spread to other parts of the body through the blood and lymph systems.
Cancer is not just one disease but many diseases. There are more than 100 different types of cancer. Most cancers are named for the organ or type of cell in which they start - for example, cancer that begins in the colon is called colon cancer; cancer that begins in basal cells of the skin is called basal cell carcinoma.
Cancer types can be grouped into broader categories. The main categories of cancer include:
Carcinoma - cancer that begins in the skin or in tissues that line or cover internal organs.
Sarcoma - cancer that begins in bone, cartilage, fat, muscle, blood vessels, or other connective or supportive tissue.
Leukemia - cancer that starts in blood-forming tissue such as the bone marrow and causes large numbers of abnormal blood cells to be produced and enter the blood.
Lymphoma and myeloma - cancers that begin in the cells of the immune system.
Central nervous system cancers - cancers that begin in the tissues of the brain and spinal cord.
Origins of Cancer
All cancers begin in cells, the body's basic unit of life. To understand cancer, it's helpful to know what happens when normal cells become cancer cells.
The body is made up of many types of cells. These cells grow and divide in a controlled way to produce more cells as they are needed to keep the body healthy. When cells become old or damaged, they die and are replaced with new cells.
However, sometimes this orderly process goes wrong. The genetic material (DNA) of a cell can become damaged or changed, producing mutations that affect normal cell growth and division. When this happens, cells do not die when they should and new cells form when the body does not need them. The extra cells may form a mass of tissue called a tumor.
Not all tumors are cancerous; tumors can be benign or malignant.
Benign tumors aren't cancerous. They can often be removed, and, in most cases, they do not come back. Cells in benign tumors do not spread to other parts of the body.
Malignant tumors are cancerous. Cells in these tumors can invade nearby tissues and spread to other parts of the body. The spread of cancer from one part of the body to another is called metastasis.
Some cancers do not form tumors. For example, leukemia is a cancer of the bone marrow and blood
سال ها چه به تنهايي مي گذرند،
پيش از آنکه در کنار تو بياسايم.
How lonely all the years will run
Until irest by these.
Lord de tabley
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خداوند ناظر ميان ما باشد،
هنگامي که من وتو از هم دوريم.
May the lord keep watch between you
And me when we are away from each other.
The Bible
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دوري ميان من وتو
مانند زمستان است.
How like a winter hath my absence
Been from thee.
William Shakespeare
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بيش از اين نمي توانم تنها بمانم
محبوبم،بيش از اين نمي توانم
قلب فرسوده ام وحشيانه مي تپد
وبراي تو خواهد شکست.
I cannot be more lonelier,
More dear,I cannot be,
My worn hear throbs so wildly
Twill break for thee.
Emily Bronte
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قول بده که هرگز فراموشم نکني،
زيرا اگر تصور مي کردم
که فراموشم خواهي کرد
هرگز نمي رفتم.
Promise me,pooh,that you wont
Forget me ever,because if Ithought
You would,I wouldnot leave.
A.A. milne
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هيچ چيز مانند دوري دوستان زمين را
چنين فراخ نمي کند.دوري دوستان
طول وعرض جغرافيايي را تشکيل مي دهد.
Nothing makes the earch seem so spacious
As to have friends at a distance:they make
The latitudes and longitudes.
Henry David Thoreau
winds but we can adjust
the sails
ما نميتوانيم بادها را هدايت کنيم
اما مي توانيم
بادبانهاي خود را تنظيم نماييم
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Prayer doesn t
necessarily change things
for you it
changes you for things
عبادت
الزاما حوادث را براي شما تغيير نمي دهد
بلکه شما را براي تحمل آنها تغيير مي دهد
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Failures are like skinned
knees painful but
superficial
شکست
مانند زانوهاي مجروح شده است
دردناک اما سطحي است
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Its a funny thing abut
life if you refuse to accept
anything but the abest
you very often get it
يک نکته بامزه درباره زندگي اينست که
اگر شما از پذيرش هر چيزي بجز بهترينها امتناع کنيد
در اغلب موارد آنرا بدست مي آوريد
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When in doubt tell
the truth
وقتي در شکيد
حقيقت را بگويي
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Exercising is like putting
money in the bank
you start drawing from your
account as you get older
ورزش کردن
مانند ذخيره سازي پول در حساب بانکي مي باشد
همينکه سنتان بالا رفت
از پس انداز خود برداشت مي کنيد
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Happiness is not the
absence of problems but the
ability to deal with them
شادماني
فقدان مشکل نيست
بلکه توانايي کنار آمدن با آنهاست
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We make a living by
what we get
we make a life by
what we give
ما حيات خود را
با آنچه به دست مي آوريم تأ مين مي کنيم
ما زندگي خود را
با آنچه مي بخشيم مي سازيم
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Success isn t a result of
spontaneous combustion
you must set yourself on fire
موفقيت
نتيجه سوختن هاي گذرا نيست
شما بايستي خود را در آتش بيفکنيد
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The guieter you become
the more you can hear
هرچه بيشتر سکوت کنيد
بيشتر مي توانيد
بشنويد
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Sorry,my reference wrote just this text .
If you have problems with getting your students interested and motivated - you might find these stories useful.
Most of them are packed with exercises you can use, so they could be a great help for a busy teacher.
They are divided into four categories: crime, funny, people and various, and their basic function is to encourage students to use the second language intuitively and actively, in contrast to passive soaking up of information.
crime:
Dumb crimes
Is it really a suicide?
The landlady (by Roald Dahl)
The man who sold the Eiffel Tower
The Murders in the Rue Morgue
funny:
A lawyer
A little supper joke
A problem with H
Can stupidity kill you?
Can you give me a push?
A cleaning lady
Excuse My Ignorance
Having a bad day
Holmes and Watson
I never eat anything for luncheon
I will eat it
I've shot them
Killing a bear with an umbrella
Mothers
A priest and his assistant
Riddles and jokes
The awful fate of Melpomenus Jones
The CIA job
The maid
The talking mule
The water closet
Things are not always what they seem
Too stupid (to own a computer)
The washroom story and Einstein's chauffeur
What a sound!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
people:
Albert Einstein
Allison Lapper
Aristotle
Charlie Chaplin
Hunter Patch Adams
People - facts
Steve Jobs
The left-handers
various:
A five-pound note
A glimpse of our world
A letter (by Daniil Kharms)
The closet
Dish soap for dinner
Gestures
Languages and English quiz
Love - What is meant by love?
Mouse found in PC
Strange news
OK
Tales of the unexpected
Trivia about humanity
Washing hands
کد:http://rapidshare.com/files/112273691/stories.rar
ok..This is a topic that I will merge all articles in it, little by little
Excuse me
Can u define the meaning of ARTICLE
Im completely confused by the contents of this thread
You have merged some of my posts to this thread
WHY?
Cause u have become the moderator
?!
I think its better to change the topic's name
You tell me what name is suitable for this thread
It's a mixture of everything
!!!!!!!
گفتـــــــــگو بــــــا خـــــــدا
I dreamed I had an interview with god
خواب ديدم در خواب با خدا گفتگويي داشتم
God asked
خدا گفت
So you would like to interview me
پس مي خواهي با من گفتگو کني؟
I said ,If you have the time
گفتم اگر وقت داشته باشيد
God smiled
خدا لبخند زد !
My time is eternity
وقت من ابدي است
What questions do you have in mind for me
چه سوالاتي در ذهن داري که مي خواهي از من بپرسي ؟
What surprises you most about human kind
چه چيز بيش از همه شما را در مورد انسان متعجب مي کند ؟
God answered
خدا پاسخ داد :
That they get bored with child hood
اين که آنها از بودن در دوران کودکي ملول مي شوند
They rush to grow up and then
عجله دارند زودتر بزرگ شوند و بعد
long to be children again
حسرت دوران کودکي را مي خورند
That they lose their health to make money
اينکه سلامتشان را صرف به دست آوردن پول مي کنند
and then
و بعد
lose their money to restore their health
پولشان را خرج حفظ سلامتي مي کنند
That by thinking anxiously about the future
اينکه با نگراني نسبت به آينده
They forget the present
زمان حال را فراموش مي کنند
such that they live in nether the present
آنچنان که ديگر نه در حال زندگي مي کنند
And not the future
نه در آينده
That they live as if they will never die
اين که چنان زندگي مي کنند که گويي ، نخواهند مرد
and die as if they had never lived
و آنچنان مي ميرند که گويي هرگز نبوده اند
God's hand took mine and
خداوند دستهاي مرا در دست گرفت
we were silent for a while
و مدتي هر دو ساکت مانديم
And then I asked
بعد پرسيدم
As the creator of people
به عنوان خالق انسانها
What are some of life lessons you want them to learn
مي خواهيد آنها چه درسهايي از زندگي را ياد بگيرند ؟
God replied with a smile
خداوند با لبخند پاسخ داد :
To learn they can not make any one love them
ياد بگيرند که نمي توان ديگران را مجبور به دوست داشتن خود كرد
but they can do is let themselves be loved
اما مي توان محبوب ديگران شد
To learn that it is not good to compare themselves to others
ياد بگيرند که خوب نيست خود را با ديگران مقايسه کنند
To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most
ياد بگيرند که ثروتمند کسي نيست که دارايي بيشتري دارد
but is one who needs the least
بلکه کسي است که نياز کمتري دارد
To learn that it takes only a few seconds to open profound wounds in persons we love
ياد بگيرند که ظرف چند ثانيه مي توانيم زخمي عميق در دل کساني که دوستشان داريم ايجاد کنيم
and it takes many years to heal them
ولي سالها وقت لازم خواهد بود تا آن زخم التيام يابد
To learn to forgive by practicing for giveness
با بخشيدن بخشش ياد بگيرند
T o learn that there are persons who love them dearly
ياد بگيرند کساني هستند که آنها را عميقا دوست دارند
But simly do not know how to express or show their feelings
اما بلد نيستند احساسشان را ابراز کنند يا نشان دهند
To learn that two people can look at the same thing
ياد بگيرند که مي شود دو نفر به يک موضوع واحد نگاه کنند
and see it differently
اما آن را متفاوت ببينند
To learn that it is not always enough that they be forgiven by others
ياد بگيرند که هميشه کافي نيست ديگران آنها را ببخشند
The must forgive themselves
بلکه خودشان هم بايد خود را ببخشند
And to learn that I am here
و ياد بگيرند که من اينجا هستم
ALWAYS
هميشه
Hay all read this intresting dialoge between the two.....it makes sense
INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Classon the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is GOD Good?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent )
Professor: You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them?
(Student hasno answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat,
White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat...
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat,
but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called
Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death,
a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite,
Something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen,
Much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved
from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
Yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class is in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
( The Class breaks out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . .
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.
NB:
I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.
Things to think about kids
You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children
Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young
Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there "are" children more awful than your own
We child proof our homes ... But they are still getting in
Advice for the Day
Be nice to your kids
...They" will choose your nursing home"
...And finally
If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches too
"Do what the aspirin bottle says"
Take 2 aspirin and ... "Keep Away From Children"
> A Teacher teaching Maths to a seven year-old Arnav asked him, “If I give
> you one apple and one apple and one more apple, how many apples will you
> have?”
>
>
> Within a few seconds Arnav replied confidently, “Four!”
>
>
> The dismayed teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer (three).
> She was disappointed. “Maybe the child did not listen properly”, she
> thought. She repeated, “Arnav, listen carefully. It is very simple. You
> will be able to do it right if you listen carefully. If I give you one
> apple and one apple and one more apple, how many apples will you have?”
>
>
> Arnav had seen the disappointment on his teacher’s face. He calculated
> again on his fingers. But within him he was also searching for the answer
> that will make the teacher happy. His search for the answer was not for the
> correct one, but the one that will make his teacher happy. This time
> hesitatingly he replied. “Four…..”
>
>
> The disappointed stayed on the teacher’s face. She remembered Arnav loves
> Strawberries. She thought maybe he doesn’t like apples and that is making
> him lose focus. This time with exaggerated excitement and twinkling eyes
> she asked, “If I give you one strawberry and one strawberry and one more
> strawberry, they how many will Arnav have?”
>
>
> Seeing the teacher happy, young Arnav calculated on his fingers again.
> There was no pressure on him, but a little on the teacher. She wanted her
> new approach to succeed. With a hesitating smile young Arnav enquired,
> “Three”?
>
>
> The teacher now had victorious smile. Her approach had succeeded. She
> wanted to congratulate herself. But one last thing remained. Once again she
> asked him, “Now if I give you one apple and one apple and one more apple,
> how many will you have?”
>
>
> Promptly Arnav answered, “Four!”
>
>
> The teacher was aghast. ”How Arnav, How?” she demanded in a little stern
> and irritated voice.
>
>
> In a voice that was law and hesitating young Arnav replied, “Because I
> already have on apple in my bag”
>
>
> Morale of the Story: When someone gives us an answer that is different from
> what we are expecting, not necessarily they are wrong. There maybe an angle
> that we have not understood at all.
>
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1- If six children and two dogs were under just one umbrella, how come (why) none of them get wet. It was not raining.
2- How can you jump off a fifty foot ladder without getting hurt? Jump off the bottom rung.
3- Two father and two sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish, yet only three fish were caught. How is this possible? A boy, his father and his grandfather went fishing together.
4- It takes twelve one-cent stamps to make a dozen. How many six-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen? Twelve. It takes only twelve of anything to make a dozen.
5- IF YOU HAVE FIVE POTATOES AND YOU HAVE TO DIVIDE THEM EQUALLY AMONG THREE PEOPLE, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? Mesh them first.
6- - How do you make seven even? Take off the S.
7- - What is the similarity between 2+2=5 and your left hand? Neither is right.
Comic Booksplz say your Viewpoint
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HellBoy series !:
Hellboy-A-Christmas-Underground :
کد:http://forum.p30world.com/showpost.php?p=3245616&postcount=3
Hellboy-Almost-Colossus :
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Hellboy-The-Baba-Yaga :
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Hellboy-The-Chained-Coffin :
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Buffy:Bad Dog
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My Brother's Friend
کد:http://forum.p30world.com/showpost.php?p=3306726&postcount=10
It's Christmas Eve and Hellboy is on a mission to save old Mrs. Hatch and her daughter from the evil that lurks below.
Hellboy-A-Christmas-Underground :
کد:http://www.darkhorse.com/Features/Animations/10/Hellboy-A-Christmas-Underground
Hellboy searches for the Homunculus in Romania in the hope of saving Liz Sherman
Hellboy-Almost-Colossus :
کد:http://www.darkhorse.com/Features/Animations/11/Hellboy-Almost-Colossus
Each year on this night The Baba Yaga comes to call up dead sinners and count their fingers.
Hellboy-The-Baba-Yaga :
کد:http://www.darkhorse.com/Features/Animations/12/Hellboy-The-Baba-Yaga
Hellboy travels to the place of his birth to investigate the mystery of his origins.
Hellboy-The-Chained-Coffin :
کد:http://www.darkhorse.com/Features/Animations/13/Hellboy-The-Chained-Coffin
Buffy:Bad Dog:::::::part 1
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My Brother's Friends
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all pictures in a zip file !!!!
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Bold Blood ::: Part 1&2
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Ring!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweler He was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend, the jeweler looked through his stock and brought a
stunning ring at $40,000!
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement; the old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said: 'By
check, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write It now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man and said:
'There's no money in that account.'
'I know', said the old man, 'but can you imagine the weekend I had?'
The G Protein Samba
(to the tune of Besame Mucho - Lyrics by Stanley Cohn)
Come to me my little G Protein
Come to me, Cling to me, Sing to me all through the night
Come to me my darling G Protein
Ive washed off my ions and have a nice clean binding site
Come to me my little G Protein
You know I am nothing without you right here by my side
Come to me my little G Protein
You know how I get when I look at your nucleotide
Leave that old receptor youve been playing with
Hell just excite you then shove you away
Together well wander the wonders of the membrane face
And well make little second messengers night and day
Come to me my little G Protein
You know that without you I feel so alone and bereft
Come to me my little G Protein
Cause I want to nuzzle some epitopes next to your cleft
Remember our first date, you taught me to phosphorylate
And now I know that our love will never fail
I want to slowly remove your outer subunits
Get rid of beta and gamma, cause Im just an alpha male
Come to me my little G Protein
You know that my sites always active when you turn me on.
Come to me my little G Protein
Cause my greatest wish cant you see
Is to hydrolyze your GTP
Just leave all the others and come....
Come to Me!