If your dog is fat, it means you aren't getting enough exercise
Anonymous -
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money
Joe Weinstein -
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
Robert A. Heinlein -
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
Mark Twain -
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole
Roger Caras -
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them
Phil Pastoret -