Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?
Girl: Adobe Photoshop! :n02: x
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Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?
Girl: Adobe Photoshop! :n02: x
Latest Research:
Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which girlfriend??
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That is still a topic of research..!! :n09: x
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !! :n04: x
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends, You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that :n03: x
what's an Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions :n04: x
A.B.C.D.E.F.G
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”
Reverse of it:
G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again” :n04: x
Americans Invented Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Iranians Invented Missed Call.!
Proud To Be An Iranians! :n09: x
Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! :n09: x
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS” :n13: x
A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO... :n02: x