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گفتم ورژن قزويني را نمي شه به جاي رشتي جا زد
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منم نگفتم تكراري نيستنقل قول:
نوشته شده توسط Monica
گفتم ورژن قزويني را نمي شه به جاي رشتي جا زد
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Bush got a coded message from Osama.It read:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped.He called the CIA & they cracked the code by reading it upside down.
Guess what they decoded "HELL0 ASSH0LE"
Whenever you feel low,depressed or useless,Remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others......
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
Hi Moon, Dim Ur light... Hello Wind, Breeze Soft... Hello Earth, Spin Gently.... Coz my sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night...
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make S E X a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING