Age Factor
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Age Factor
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
The Englishman says, "Ive got ten children, one more and Ill have a football team."
The American says, "Ive got fourteen children, one more and Ill have a rugby team."
The Arabian says, "Ive got seventeen wives, one more and Ill have a golf course."
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
What Is A Girl-friend??????????
Addition Of Problem Sudtraction Of Money And Division Of Friends
Son asks his Dad diff btwn
LOVE, BELIEF & RELIEF.
Father says:
Yr Mom is my LOVE.
Your maid is my RELIEF
& I'm your Dad - well,that's my BELIEF.
A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP,
COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY
AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE.
رشتیه میره هیئت
!!!!!!هیئت میاد خونه رشتیه
rashtiye mire hetat
heiyat miyad khuneye rashtiye!!!!
احكام:
اگر پسري به دختري بگويد " جيگرتو " چون اشاره به اعضا داخلي دارد حرام است
اگربگويد " جيگرتو بخورم " قتل نفس محسوب و حكم اعدام دارد
اگربگويد " جيگرتو بخورم الهي " چون نيت الهي بوده اشكالي ندارد
در راستای جلوگیری از شیوع آنفولانزای مرغی لطفا قبل از هرگونه عملیات با
مرغها تخمهای خود را نیم ساعت بجوشانید