Beautiful English Quotes

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Life is the slowest form of suicide

,If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it
change the way you think about it
Mary Engelbreit
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. (Bertrand Russell)l

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government
comes along with a better mouse
Ronald Reagan
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Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience
comes from bad judgment
Rita Mae Brown
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta
put up with the rain
Dolly Parton
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Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time
to make them all yourself
Alfred Sheinwold
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I never said most of the things I said
Yogi Berra
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue

Anonymous -

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face

Ben Williams -

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than heloves himself

Josh Billings -

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

Andy Rooney -

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate

Anonymous -

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog

Franklin P. Jones -

If your dog is fat, it means you aren't getting enough exercise

Anonymous -

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money

Joe Weinstein -

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea

Robert A. Heinlein -

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man

Mark Twain -

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole

Roger Caras -

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them

Phil Pastoret -

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not
thus handicapped
Elbert Hubbard
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Music must never offend the ear; it must please the hearer. In other words, it must never cease to be music.
Attributed to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756 - 1791)
Austrian composer

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A hungry stomach has no ears.

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The only power poor people have is their hunger.

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