): Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....
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): Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....
One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART!
Starts has 5 ends Square has 4 ends trinagle has 3 ensd line has 2 ends but circle of our friendship has no end...
Make a heart which never break Make a smile which never hurts Make a life which never pains Make a relationship which never ends
When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible? Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them? Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: "I love you", "Sorry" and "Plz help me".
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves? Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty? Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding? Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?
Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face? Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted? Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.
But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.
Today, the ball of FRIENDSHIP is in your court, send this to those who truly are your friends (including me if I am one). Also, do not feel bad if no one sends this back to you in the end, you'll find out that you'll get to keep the ball for other people want more
my dear friend test ur mind
i plus opposite of W plus initial of ice plus twice the letter b4t plus 3/4 of X plus (1-1) plus
topless O .if u khnow the answer send it back to me
winter comes again, summer comes again, but a person like u will never com again, beacuse GOD never makes a mistake twice!
TITANIC
although it was a big SHIP but it sunk.So the best SHIP is still FRIENDSHIP.
the one who invented alphabets was a genius.but he made a silly mistake by kepping" U" & "I" so far.
one stone is enough to break a glass,one sentence is enough to break a heart,one second is enough to fall in love ,one firend is enough to live all life...
baba in sms majani pzv shodam hala mige man bayad sms bedam man khodam sms mikhastam
Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you
I might not remember ever knowing you
or might forget I once cared for you
I might… but I won't
Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart
U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind
I may mean nothing to u
but u will always be special to me
We've known each other by CHANCE
became friends by CHOICE
still friends by DECISION
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER
that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE
نقل قول:
Hi
The answer is I miss you
Good luck my friend :)
tanks for your answe :santa: honeyنقل قول:
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make --- a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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I'm sorry that i posted these jokes separately! when i saw this topic, i got and idea! here u can find anything! any kind of SMS that u like. [ برای مشاهده لینک ، با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
good luck
me:howlong is 1 milion year for u?
god? about 1 minute.
me: how much is 1 milion dollor for u?
god: 1 peny
me:give me 1 peny please..
god:wait a minute.
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
155 Character
A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
hi every body
every one sey sky is blue
but i say sky is black
becouse my sky is in your eyesssssssss:santa: :santa: :santa:
dont wait until peoplr are dead to give them flower:wub: :king:
GOD IS ALWAYS WITH U
DONT FORGOT HIM
IF STH DONT GO IN YOUR WAY
KNOW THAT GOD HAVE GOOD PLAN FOR U
WE DONT KNOW WHAT HIS PLAN FOR US
BUT WE KNOW HIS WAYYYYYYYYYY IS ALWAYS BEST ONE
BA BYE:santa: