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14-03-2006, 16:33
*سینا*

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نوشته شده توسط Venus

Ye ruz ye turke mire ghasabi mige agha lotfan 1 litr gusht bede. ghasabeh mige boro ta nazadamet. turke mige baba ye litr gusht bede. ghasabeh hesabi be khedmatesh mirese. turke to rahe bargasht dustesho mibineh, dustesh behesh mige hossein agha suratet chi shode? turke mige raftam ghasabi goftam 1 litr gusht bede kotakam zad endakht birun. dostesh migeh haminjuri rafti? turke mige are mage chie? dostesh migeh khob yaro hagh dashte na pit bordi na ghif bordi.

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14-03-2006, 17:58
amirfour

Dish ,Tish ,Takh , ToOkh , PoOkh ,Pakh ,Shatalakh , ShoOtOoloOkh 4 shanbeh soory mobarak.
14-03-2006, 17:59
amirfour

1Gazvinio tu jahanam mindazan pishe ejdehaye 2sar.bade modati ejdehae farar mikone,azash miporsan chera?mige baba in mano divune karde.hey mige un yeki kunet ku
14-03-2006, 18:00
amirfour

Har Roozetan Norooz... Noroozetan Pirooz... Piroozetan Emrooz... Emroozetan Har rooz... Har Rooztan Norooz... Noroozat Pirooz... Osgol Shodi Emrooz...
14-03-2006, 22:36
WooKMaN

این آخریه مخصوص این روزهاست
ممنون امیر جان
15-03-2006, 08:14
bi bi

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4shanbe sorit mobarak
15-03-2006, 08:17
bi bi

10%delam barat tang shode 20% be yadetam 30% behet fekr mikonam 40% mikham pisham bashi 50% behet ehtiaj daram 60% baraye khodam mikhamet 70% be donbaletam 80% azat khosham miad 90% doset daram 100% sare karet gozashtam
15-03-2006, 08:47
bi bi

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mozahemate smsi
15-03-2006, 08:52
bi bi

بخوانيد مرا تا حجامت كنم شما را.......... :biggrin:
16-03-2006, 19:23
spider2

aya midaned mane kalame enhhmm ke dar wc karbord zeady dare yani chi
e:energy
h:hasteey
h:hage
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m:mast