My Own Answers To the funny questions
1- its naked!
2- nobody can run at the speed of sound!
but if someday, someone can do such a work, yeah he can hear his MP3 player yet!
3- By looking at it, by my "Invisible viewer" Glasses!
4-no! unfortunately, there are no virgins in Virgin Islands!
5- of coarse! what are you thinking about that?
6- a stiff fascia between each 2 vertex of a square!
7- i know that i wasn't! but maybe "Johnny Depp" in "Pirates of the Caribbean" killed the Dead sea!
8- No! because they drink Blood! and by digestion system you wont get AIDS!
9- According to your help i should say no! man-eating shark doesn't eat women!
10- I don't know! maybe by death!
11- (Read your Private message)
12- let me calculate!..... 2x+ 3000♥ (~milk☼)/-24= 5y^2 => ~248000 Mega liter
13- Because its hard for a mirror to do such a thing! (i don't know what should i answer!)
14- Because the blind persons can hear and somebody will tell them: Please always try to wear dark glasses!
but Deaf people can't hear! it was very logical!
15- yeah! it should called Macrosoft!
16- Not exactly, but we can accept this!
17- A room! and also maybe "a bedroom without bed!"
18- neutral!!!
19- in fact its for re-freshing the desktop (only) , so we can say yes! it mean that Icons disappeared just for some seconds...
20- not only not!
have fun dears:40:
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and the dark knight is back
[QUOTE=vahed;1327915][LEFT]Hi all my dear friends! :40:
I'm here with some interesting and funny questions...
Dear Petros (my nice Friend) asked this questions in the "hot Chair" topic from me, and now I'm going to put them here, by his special permission:
please answer these funny questions , i miss your great answers!
1-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
he's not homeless nor naked .
2-If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his mp3 player?
a jogger who's running at the speed of sound never uses mp3 player.
3-How can you tell you’ve run out of invisible ink?
no need to tell any one.
4-Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
there used to be .but not any more.
5-Do fish get thirsty?
i don't think sooo
6-What is the diameter of a square?
what a lazy student.go and look in ur geometry book.
7-Who killed the Dead Sea?
no one .he himself did such awful thing.
8-Do vampires get AIDS?
yep.
9-Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? help: (women-eating shark)l
since men are so strange creatures may be he does.
10-How do you get off a nonstop flight?
i'll jump out of the window as soon as i saw water .
11-How do you turn off a woman\Man?
ignore him or her .
12-How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
no milk .insead of milk u 'll find millions of stars there.
13-If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down ?
go ask a mirror.not meee
14-If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
i don't know. coz i'm neither blind nor deaf
15-Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
no. microsoft is not that big.
16-Is the nose the center of the face?
not exactly
17-What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
i'll call it study.
18-What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
no color but they can say that his hair has signed in invisible
19-What's the philosophy of Refresh in Windows? Does it mean that Icons disappeared just for some seconds?
wow.i've always wanted to know why we use refresh .as soon as i found the answer i'll tell u.
20- how are you or not? (!!!)
r u sure ur sentence is gramatically correct?
