نقل قول:
1. Clank missions
2. Phil Harrison
3. PS2 Online Adapter
4. PS2 Harddrive
5. Equals Xbox?
6. PS3 price point
7. Chewie @ E3
8. PSP mascots - squirrels
9. Kutargi
10. Afrika
11. UMD movies
12. ThreeSpeech
13. Let GTA get away
14. Daxter
15. Graffiti campaign
16. PSP Dead pixels
17. Giant Crab
18. Still relying on Lara Croft
19. PS3 creepy doll ad
20. Original SIXAXIS
21. 1ST party NBA games
22. Warhawk - no singleplayer
23. Backwards compat gone
24. Home delays
25. PS3 hardware variants
26. No gamer score
27. Pocket Station
28. Won't support homebrew on PSP
29. Net Yaroze
30. Raiden
31. MGS4 monkey wtf
32. PSP - only one stick
33. Transfer old movies to PSP
34. Kaz "Ridge Racer"
35. PS3 ebay sellers
36. All I want for xmas is PSP
37. Simpsons Wrestling
38. Killed Bleem
39. PS3 online sucks
40. Pro Duo memory
41. Blackballed Kotaku
42. PSP racist ad
43. Jaggies
44. Lair
45. Blu-ray
46. Spellling of Blu-ray
47. Spider-Man font on PS3
48. Spider-Man 3
49. Spider-Man 3 on Blu-ray
50. Gamers don't want rumble, they want tilt
51. We want gamers to say, "I will work more hours to buy one."
52. Empty boxes unloaded at PS3 launch
53. LittleBigPlanet isn't out yet
54. Home = boring
55. Getaway: Black Monday
56. Gran Turismo
57. EyeToy
58. PSP Slim
59. PSP: not a DS
60. Eye of Judgment gimmicky
61. Wii is "impulse buy"
62. FFXI grind/losing XP
63. Blasto
64. 989 sports
65. Legend of Dragoon
66. Customer "support"
67. GHIII/Rock Band compatibility
68. Slow updates
69. Angel of Dorkness
70. Fake footage: Tekken 2
71. ...Killzone
72. ...Motorstorm
73. Launch-day shootings
74. SingStar sucks
75. REZ overrated
76. PS3 is HUGE
77. Get your own ads
78. Buzz Jr.
79. PSone overheat
80. DMC2
81. Unlock Diesel wardrobes
82. PSP ports of big games
83. Rascal
84. Ducks in tech demos
85. Incessant PSP updates
86. PSP web browser
87. XMB too confusing
88. Chad Warden - PStriple vid
89. PlayStation store hard to use
90. NFL GameDay
91. Shit launch games: Gundam Crossfire
92. ...Genji
93. ...FantaVision
94. Onimusha 2 Soul Controller
95. Killzone: Halo Killer
96. MGS4: Old Man Butt ewww
97. MGS4: groping the statue
98. MGS4: delays
99. Cheesy Korn/Haze tie-in
100. DVD to PSP sucks
100 تا دلیل که چرا 360 مزخرفه :
نقل قول:
1. RROD
2. Overheating
3. Peter Moore tattoos
4. The DUKE
5. Bill Gates
6. Game Fuel Halo 3 drink
7. Mario Lopez w/ Fudgehog
8. Points = $?
9. The Core System
10. Halo 3 Console: Fugly
11. Army drone w/ 360 controller
12. Blue Dragon on multiple discs
13. Ads in dashboard
14. XBL subsricption fee
15. Generic heroines
16. ilovebees viral marketing
17. Unwanted friend requests
18. AA battery life
19. Halo Overrated
20. Fergie: 340?
21. Halo novelizations
22. Believe fries
23. HDMI only in elite
24. Awful launch game: Azurik
25. DRM issues
26. Broken faceplates
27. First-party sports titles
28. Halo 3 beta download busted
29. Charged for Gears Map Packs (Epic wanted to give them away free!)
30. Japanese Xbox ad
31. Brute Force (the next Halo)
32. PDZ (the next Halo)
33. Halo Wars (the next Halo)
34. Games too testosterone-driven
35. Tork: Xbox's Sonic
36. Xbox Look
37. Xbox Size
38. Xbox Weight
39. Halo 3 LE scratched discs
40. Echo in headset
41. Hip hop halo 3 party
42. Even Halo 3 can't sell Zune
43. Achievement whoring
44. "Bigger than Hollywood"
45. Albert Camus: Your Gamerscore is meaningless
46. 360 Launch Bundles Sucked
47. Xbox must be horizontal
48. 360 must be vertical
49. Xbox power cord fires / recall
50. Viva Pinata TV show
51. Movie download service
52. Max: a robotic man who services Xbox customers
53. 360 Launch Shortages
54. Bought / Ruined RARE
55. Xbox shoes
56. Had to buy Crackdown to get into H3 beta
57. Controller vs mouse
58. Squashed XBMC
59. Japan hates Xbox
60. In-game ads
61. No Beyond Good & Evil on 360
62. No Oddworld Strangers Wrath on 360
63. Spendy Wireless Adapter
64. Xbox shoes
65. Red ring denials
66. Steel Battallion controller
67. The power brick is huge
68. J Allard makeover
69. Vampire Rain
70. XBLA is a dumping ground for shit games
71. Charging for gamerpics
72. HD-DVD drive
73. Sneak King
74. Halo Clans
75. 3 in 360 to catch up to PS3
76. 360 looks like a Dell
77. Over G Fighters
78. Messenger kit
79. Vision Cam
80. Buzz ripoff
81. No one wants PC / 360 head-to-head in ShadowRun
82. Sneakers (TrU exclusive)
83. In-game product placement
84. Too many accessories
85. Paid for GTA IV exclusives
86. Buzzing power brick
87. Community generated content on XBL hasn’t happened
88. One good RPG
89. Too much beefcake (Gears)
90. Launch-day muggings
91. People forget to mute
92. Hex 168 viral ad campaign
93. Text is hard to read in SD
94. Generic Space Marines
95. Cancelled Psychonauts
96. Broken Big Daddy toys
97. Noisy fans
98. 40% FAIL
99. Army recruiters use Halo to recruit cannon fodder
100. Overpriced Launch bundles / life is short, play more ad
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نقل قول:
1. RAM Expansion
2. Pikachu N64
3. Hey You! Pikachu
4. Nine years of B&W Game Boy
5. DS Lite has different charger
6. "Gamers were bored before Wii"
7. Still advertising Wii Sports
8. Electroplankton
9. Watermelon N64
10. Controller Paks
11. Sensor Bar
12. Burying us in Pokemon...
13. virtual migraine
14. Super Scope 6
15. Solar Jetman
16. Celebs toting GameCubes
17. "My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass."
18. ROB
19. Excitebike don't work!
20. Mario 2 is a dream
21. Censoring blood in MK
22. Play it Loud! ads
23. Super fx chip
24. Luigi's Mansion
25. Friend Codes
26. Motion Controls gimmicky
27. Weak Wii hardware
28. No hard drive
29. 480p max rez
30. Lazy designers don't use touch screen on DS
31. Industry bully (esp. '80s)
32. Wii Fit
33. Game Boy Micro
34. The Wizard - PowerGlove scene
35. Weak 3rd party support
36. Same shit, different Zelda
37. Starfox Adventures
38. "High horse" attitude
39. Mario is Missing
40. Miis lack customization
41. Piss-poor online setup
42. GameCube modem
43. Expensive cart games (N64)
44. Letting Rare go crazy
45. GBA connectivity underused
46. Abandoning the hardcore
47. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
48. N64-DD
49. Still no portable GC
50. Zelda CD-I games (50)
51. The Dog from Duck Hunt
52. Red Steel ad - loser hiding behind couch
53. Wiimote condom
54. Wii have a problem
55. Media blacklisting
56. Wii Parties (evites)
57. Nintendo hates the environment (Greenpeace)
58. Wii marketing materials - 12yo girl b-day party
59. NES controller - rectangular corners
60. N64 Controller 'L' Button
61. GC Controller - kidneys, 1 bumper, etc.
62. Super Mario Sunshine Graffiti missions
63. Miis can't do anything worthwhile!
64. Shortages - STILL?!?
65. Link looks like the elf from Rudolph
66. Real games, plz (magnetica, brain age, big brain academy, vision training, flash focus, picross)
67. Mario Party injuries
68. Old Man carrying a load in his pants
69. No online freebies like Japan
70. Wind Waker makeover
71. Lost Final Fantasy to Sony
72. Mom's Wii blog
73. Wii tour for soccer moms
74. Wii Photo Channel
75. You know, for kids!! (Manhunt 2)
76. Sailing in Wind Waker
77. Sailing in Phantom Hourglass
78. Sailing in Uncharted Waters
79. Cooking games
80. SMB movie
81. Hot Topic merchandise whoring
82. Gamecube handle
83. Crap RPGS
84. Iwata: "Customers don't want online games."
85. GBA cart batteries dying
86. Cookie cutter games: NinjaBread Man / Annubis 2 / Rock n Roll Adventures / Billy the Wizard
87. Nicole Kidman DS ads in Europe
88. Finally got Crystal Chronicles
89. Crappy DS ports of big-name games (Need for Speed, Burnout, Call of Duty etc)
90. Kid electrocuted in Thailand
91. Yamauchi: "Our Customers don't know what they want."
92. Yamauchi: "[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games."
93. Yamauchi: "Customers are not interested in grand games"
94. Classic franchise not selling well - Metroid
95. GameBoy peripherals that suck: e-reader
96. ...printer
97. ...back light
98. ...front light
99. ...pocket recording studio
100. Glut of crappy Virtual Console games
و اما 100 تا دلیل که چرا PC مزخرفه :
نقل قول:
1. Expensive: Case
2. ...Motherboard
3. ...RAM
4. ...Videocard
5. ...CPU
6. ...Sound Card
7. ...DVD drive
8. ...liquid cooling
9. ...monitor
10. ...speakers
11. Instantly obsolete!
12. Mac gaming
13. Custom EQ keyboard
14. Pistol mouse
15. Weighted mouse
16. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
17. Multi-disc installs
18. Second Life Furry Hookers
19. Politicians in Second Life
20. Flight Stick
21. Racing Wheel
22. Crazy Seating
23. Superior Graphics Arrogance
24. Pervy mouse pads
25. Nutsack has challenged you to a duel
26. Wing Commander II
27. Case mods
28. Viruses/Trojans/Worms
29. Star Force
30. EULA agreements
31. Crysis Minimum/Required Specs
32. Vista underwhelming
33. Long-ass Serial #s
34. More Dots!
35. Bill Gates
36. America's Army recruits you
37. Overclockers
38. Deer Hunter
39. JFK reloaded
40. John Romero - Daikatana ad
41. Point and Click sucks
42. Historical RTS
43. Fantasy RTS
44. Space RTS
45. Historical FPS
46. Fantasy FPS
47. Space FPS
48. Historical MMO
49. Fantasy MMO
50. Space MMO
51. Leroy Jenkins
52. World of Warcraft
53. Gold Farmers
54. World of Walkcraft
55. Monthly subscription fees
56. World of Chatcraft
57. Korean MMO player dies
58. Crazy guy killed old woman for sub-fee
59. Killed over MMO item
60. FATA1337 merch
61. Velvet Rope fees
62. Runescape
63. Super Columbine Massacre RPG
64. Edutainment (Carmen Sandiego)
65. Nancy Drew series
66. Steam killed accounts
67. Designer name in title
68. Steve Ballmer goes crazy
69. Patches
70. Driver updates
71. /pizza
72. Hellgate sucked
73. Microtransactions
74. Overly realistic simulators
75. Solitaire
76. Pinball
77. Minesweeper
78. Doom Movie
79. Guitar Hero III: unrocking
80. Beards
81. Online Flash games
82. Quake 2 - Hope you like brown
83. Alienware $
84. Games for Windows rebrand
85. Sims-too many
86. Xbox Live for PC
87. Alternate History anything
88. Pirates of Silicon Valley
89. LAN parties
90. World cybergames
91. Pro Gamers
92. Windows ME
93. 3D card arms race
94. Win 95 "Start me Up"
95. Fury ads
96. EQ arriages
97. Duke Nukem Forever
98. Zero G Space Flight Tabula Rasa
99. 1337 speak
100. Blue Screen of Death
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