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☻God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
☻HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
☻Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
☻How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
☻I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
☻I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
☻I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
☻If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
☻If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??? [ برای مشاهده لینک ، با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
☻roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
☻The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
☻This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
☻Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a ---- mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
☻We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
☻We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
☻What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
☻You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number