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Zende
16-03-2010, 19:43
what a good boy:D

AmiRreZA_RAcEr
16-03-2010, 20:00
interesting topic

Behsood
16-03-2010, 20:49
what a good boy:D


Tnx... ur Welcome.I

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Right Now ... In Our City! I
Bang ... Bang ... Booooom!I

Zende
16-03-2010, 20:56
where are you living?
in qom there wasnt too much bang bang boom:D
a lot of Basij brothers with R.P.G in the streetsxD

Behsood
16-03-2010, 21:03
a lot of Basij brothers with R.P.G in the streetsxD

Yeah! I
I Saw Theme Yesterday ... Always in Stage! :D !I

Zende
17-03-2010, 15:46
what a hard workers:D

Behsood
18-03-2010, 00:15
No one feels the pain I have inside
Looking at this world through my eyes

hoommmmm...I

Joseph19
18-03-2010, 00:46
hi guys:31: what do you want to do here any special thing

Zende
18-03-2010, 14:42
i love Curiouses xD
nothing:دی

.:HAMED:.
18-03-2010, 17:52
the topic is going to be political

Zende
18-03-2010, 19:20
who me?who you?
who is getting this topic to political?:دی

Arashdn
20-03-2010, 07:47
Hi all
people are saying the year is gonna to be new.
what do you think?

Zende
20-03-2010, 08:57
at least number of that will change
1388 to 1389
=))

Arashdn
20-03-2010, 09:30
Well
numbers are always changing forget them
what about the year ? did it changed?

Zende
20-03-2010, 09:46
no it will change today at 21:21 xD

.:HAMED:.
20-03-2010, 09:54
There is no ideal new year; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions
:31:
Happy new year

Arashdn
20-03-2010, 10:08
There is no ideal new year; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions
what???????
I think my English isn't so good and your sentence is a bit hard

.:HAMED:.
20-03-2010, 15:24
what???????
I think my English isn't so good and your sentence is a bit hard

Hi
isnt hard
i was intended to say happy new year

Zende
20-03-2010, 16:11
he want say i am englisher too:D

DaRiOuShJh
20-03-2010, 16:24
هر کسی برداشتی از سال نو داره
به نظره یکی یه سال پیر تر شدیم، به نظر یکی یک سال پخته تر شدیم، به نظره یکی یه ساله دیگه از عمرمون تلف شد، به نظر یکی سال نو مساویه با زندگی جدید، به نظر یکی سال نو میشه مشکلات جدید و ...

مشخص کردن یه "عنوان" برای سال جدید به نظرم کاره بی خودی هست ولی به نظرم همینکه سعی کنیم در سال جدید بیشتر با هم باشیم و اخلاق های خوب خودمون رو تقویت و عادت های نامناسبمون رو خونه تکونی کنیم کفایت کنه

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سال خوبی داشته باشی دوست من
داریـــــــــــــــوش


happy new year
have a nice a creative year

Zende
20-03-2010, 20:32
happy new year everyone

A r c h i
20-03-2010, 22:11
Hi


Happy new year

I wish the best for everyone in 1389

May all your dreams come true:20:

love,
Archi:11::11:l

Behsood
20-03-2010, 22:14
With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True




:40::40::40::40::40::40::40:

Happy New Year My Friends

:40::40::40::40::40::40::40:

M659
21-03-2010, 00:47
Hi

to all of you:

Bonne année
Frohes neues Jahr
新年快乐
שנה טובה
Ευτυχισμένο το νέο έτος
नया साल मुबारक हो
Yeni yılın kutlu olsun
Gott nytt år
Buon anno
あけましておめでとう
كل عام وأنتم بخير
Happy new year
.
.
.
.
سال نو مبارک

May the upcoming year carry the promise of a new day.

sina1415
21-03-2010, 01:15
happy new year

:40::40::40:


i wish you many years of happiness

ali gamma
21-03-2010, 08:02
hi pals . this is my first comment here.


just found this chatroom and got really happy


this can be used as a platform to improve our writing abilities


nonetheless i wish u a very happy new year:11:
hope to make some knowlegable friends here:10:

ali gamma
21-03-2010, 08:27
just checked some pages and got really frustrated
is this a chatroom for writing and then wishing for having our errors rectified by some english language pundits or a place merely alloted for drivels exchaned by some rookies.
so empty. i thoght there would be a lot of sentences in a comment posted by members but barely could i find even a :13:sentence witten based on proper grammer.

Zende
21-03-2010, 10:04
i wish u a very happy new u year[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]


M659 you didnt say as turkish did you?
or im not sure:d
but i think its this:
bayramiz mutlu olsun

ALt3rnA
21-03-2010, 11:40
Happy New Year guys !
Best Wishes
:11:

ali gamma
21-03-2010, 13:10
huh?


M659 you didnt say as turkish did you?
or im not sure:d
but i think its this:
bayramiz mutlu olsun


it was a mere writing faux pas .


. no offense but its way less embarrassing than some of horrible grammer gaffes

M659
21-03-2010, 14:24
huh?


M659 you didnt say as turkish did you?
or im not sure:d
but i think its this:
bayramiz mutlu olsun

No, I guess it' right , I wrote in Turkish not in Azary.

M659
21-03-2010, 14:33
hi pals . this is my first comment here.


just found this chatroom and got really happy


this can be used as a platform to improve our writing abilities


nonetheless i wish u a very happy new year:11:
hope to make some knowlegable friends here:10:



just checked some pages and got really frustrated
is this a chatroom for writing and then wishing for having our errors rectified by some english language pundits or a place merely alloted for drivels exchaned by some rookies.
so empty. i thoght there would be a lot of sentences in a comment posted by members but barely could i find even a :13:sentence witten based on proper grammer.


hello my friend and take my congratulations on your rich vocabulary knowledge base but you see the one thing that distinguishes a chat room from a writing practice thread is that you allow yourself (and others as well) to communicate in their own words. not everyone should know half of the quite highbrow words you tend to use every time. sometimes it's about simplicity and imparting information to one another.
so based on self-acquired knowledge I give you this:
Keep it simple. and don't forget "Patience is a virtue"

ali gamma
21-03-2010, 17:19
first of all i gotta concede that your writing style is impeccable !
by the way i really didnt mean to show off how good i can write in english or borrowing from you " use highbrow words ''. this is the way i try to write and speak coz i know from my experience that if you dont personalize the vocabularies you learn by using them in them in conversation and writing you are going to forget them all in a matter of hours. i wish there coud be more of guys like you in this so-calld chatroom , owing to the fact that i gotta confess thanks to
you i learned two new words : impart and highbrow .


:11::11::11:

Zende
21-03-2010, 21:16
oh mybe its in azari
its like turkish

mohammad.clergyman
22-03-2010, 11:38
using the recently learned words in this context is highly recommended, as already mentioned by dear Ali, it will help you activate those words by making use of them. But overusing the advanced vocabulary will keep the readers from reading the whole post enthusiastically, also one should decide whether s/he is writing formally or informally.
for instance the word "gotta" should be used in rather slang conversations than a writing that sounds formal.
therefore, the writing style should be defined in advance.

M659
22-03-2010, 14:26
first of all i gotta concede that your writing style is impeccable !
by the way i really didnt mean to show off how good i can write in english or borrowing from you " use highbrow words ''. this is the way i try to write and speak coz i know from my experience that if you dont personalize the vocabularies you learn by using them in them in conversation and writing you are going to forget them all in a matter of hours. i wish there coud be more of guys like you in this so-calld chatroom , owing to the fact that i gotta confess thanks to
you i learned two new words : impart and highbrow .


:11::11::11:
same here my friend, we all learn from one another. and I just couldn't agree more with you on the matter of personalizing vocabulary because that's how it's done by the natives themselves. but that's said, as clergyman later pointed out, writing a very dense post might cause readers to totally ignore the post.
let's steer clear from that:31:


using the recently learned words in this context is highly recommended, as already mentioned by dear Ali, it will help you activate those words by making use of them. But overusing the advanced vocabulary will keep the readers from reading the whole post enthusiastically, also one should decide whether s/he is writing formally or informally.
for instance the word "gotta" should be used in rather slang conversations than a writing that sounds formal.
therefore, the writing style should be defined in advance.
hey bro, I really missed you
simply put. you said it all:46:

Zende
25-03-2010, 12:52
hello everyone
how you doing with holidays?:D
enjoy it
i realy need to enjoy it
becouse after it again school and tests will come xP
but anyway
all days you should enjoy it
becouse time will gone
and cant back it
and importent note is
dont say why who when for that time pasted becouse cant back it
so now enjoy it

M659
25-03-2010, 23:54
hello everyone
how you doing with holidays?:D
enjoy it
i realy need to enjoy it
becouse after it again school and tests will come xP
but anyway
all days you should enjoy it
becouse time will gone
and cant back it
and importent note is
dont say why who when for that time pasted becouse cant back it
so now enjoy it

no offense but you have serious mistakes among them using "back" instead of "take back" and your overall sentence structure is wrong. for example because time will gone is totally wrong instead you ought to say :"time will be gone" or even better a lot simpler "time flies " would do. I hope you're not offended though

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for spell checking , Firefox features impressive options including various dictionaries. don't hesitate

.:HAMED:.
26-03-2010, 09:49
This is so good that we know our mistakes and correcting them by some friends
thanks dear M659
and maybe i have mistakes in these sentences
so, I request you to help and correcting

Zende
26-03-2010, 11:04
i usually talk with gisting:D
but thx

Thom Yorke
26-03-2010, 13:55
.Hi my friends! I'm new here. and glad to meet you

.:HAMED:.
26-03-2010, 14:50
hi.welcome to the p30world forums
and are you realy live in London?

Zende
26-03-2010, 18:15
are you realy living in London^^

Thom Yorke
27-03-2010, 00:59
hi.welcome to the p30world forums
and are you realy live in London?
Thank you dear Hamed. i hope we can have good times here. No, actually I'm not really there. it's about my user name! :D
see you around my friend.
i

Zende
27-03-2010, 16:53
hello everyone
anybody had a travel in these days?

Thom Yorke
27-03-2010, 19:51
hello everyone
anybody had a travel in these days?
Hi!
I wish i could go but as u know there are gas problem!!:13:what about you?
i

Zende
27-03-2010, 22:07
lol
gas problem:D
i didnt too
but problem of mates
i usually travel with mates and family
to somewhere like Mazandaran or like it
but this year was no hope for that:D

Behsood
27-03-2010, 23:59
I'm Back Baby!I:31:


Terminator "Movie"I

D@niel
28-03-2010, 00:33
Welcome Back!!

And now I am Coming here 2.

Welcome New :d

Thom Yorke
28-03-2010, 00:49
lol
gas problem:D
i didnt too
but problem of mates
i usually travel with mates and family
to somewhere like Mazandaran or like it
but this year was no hope for that:D
Yep. I prefer to travel by my personal car! I'd like to cease on the road and take pictures. that's why. so as u know we all have that gas problem and i need my gas for travel in summer.
sorry but i didn't understand, your mate? you mean wife/ husband/ friend or something? doesn't matter anyway.
yeah I like north too.
i

I'm Back Baby!I[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
Welcome back movie lover! :D

.:HAMED:.
28-03-2010, 10:00
lol
gas problem:D
i didnt too
but problem of mates
i usually travel with mates and family
to somewhere like Mazandaran or like it
but this year was no hope for that:D




Yep. I prefer to travel by my personal car! I'd like to cease on the road and take pictures. that's why. so as u know we all have that gas problem and i need my gas for travel in summer.
sorry but i didn't understand, your mate? you mean wife/ husband/ friend or something? doesn't matter anyway.
yeah I like north too.
i

Welcome back movie lover! :D


we have decided to go to Arasbaran for promenade this week with a group of our relatives
by our personal cars

the Arasbaran is a very beautiful place that it is full of green and is so better than SHOMAL.
the BABAK castle is there
I suggest you to go and visit there
it is in East Azarbayjan province and located near the Kaleibar town

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it snt sultry as SHOMAL

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babak castle

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look the blue way

Zende
28-03-2010, 11:04
havent you a picture from there?
i mean babak's castle

.:HAMED:.
28-03-2010, 11:43
yes.here you are(please take these)
:


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anthis:

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so beautiful

Zende
28-03-2010, 14:54
in this pic you put here
witch one is castle?:D
all of them are mountain

.:HAMED:.
28-03-2010, 15:14
sorry , why cant you understand that the stone part is castle?
the part that overlayed by a lot of stone, is BABAK Fort
the grey part
ok?

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and that castle is so great here
maybe you can not imageing it

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I shall more illustrate it

hold on please !

.:HAMED:.
28-03-2010, 15:22
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is this:
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Zende
28-03-2010, 16:58
aha ok thx
its there about 100 years or more?

.:HAMED:.
28-03-2010, 17:14
here you are.
i dont know
you can read articles about there

Behsood
28-03-2010, 18:37
WOW!
That Must be Wonderful

Zende
28-03-2010, 19:21
here you are
where i am?:D
i think you would put a pic herexD

.:HAMED:.
28-03-2010, 22:20
where i am?:D
i think you would put a pic herexD
not special
it was vocable as khkhkhkhkh
the khkhkhkh translation in english:31:

.:HAMED:.
29-03-2010, 09:50
mohammad dont you know what the meaning of "here you are"?
it means (befarmaeid)

Zende
29-03-2010, 10:32
i know
i would kidding
didnt undrestand this?:D

.:HAMED:.
29-03-2010, 12:53
ok nevermind
now what's your choice for promenadeing?
? where will you go for promenadeing

Zende
29-03-2010, 13:36
what what deing?!

.:HAMED:.
29-03-2010, 14:19
what what deing?!
sorry i couldn't understand what are you telling

Zende
29-03-2010, 14:38
i mean what mean promenadeing

.:HAMED:.
29-03-2010, 15:53
ok.your mean is what the meaning of promenading. I got it
the word promenadeing means walk about for the sake of making a display
pinglish: gardesh

Zende
29-03-2010, 16:51
ok i just got Gardesh
didnt undrestand this part:D

walk about for the sake of making a display
pinglish
ok now no where

.:HAMED:.
29-03-2010, 18:44
walk about for the sake of making a display
in order that
walk and see views
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were generic implication

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ok nevermind .now we take back our discussion
is my sentence correct?

mr6768
29-03-2010, 20:22
now we take back our discussion
it would be better if you said " let's get back to our discussion" . so whats the discussion about

.:HAMED:.
29-03-2010, 21:42
it would be better if you said " let's get back to our discussion" . so whats the discussion about
thanks a lot my friend
we was talking about travling or go promenating
that I snuggested visiting the Arasbaran and I illustrated it for the guys

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sorry I'm not skilful in english so if I can't convey my mean , you'll be excuse me please.

Sha7ab
30-03-2010, 00:05
!Hi Guys. what can you offer me for improve my vocabulary? actually i am weak in vocabulary

Zende
30-03-2010, 14:21
you can ask
and we answer:D

A r c h i
31-03-2010, 20:53
ok.your mean is what the meaning of promenading. I


Hi
I saw this wrong sentence a lot in your posts (why no one ever corrected it :41:)

"Your mean is " is completely wrong,we don't have such a sentence in English, you translate the exact Farsi to English,this way of learning is wrong.. you cannot learn like that

You mean
منظورت اینه ...
I mean
منظورم اینه

mean is a verb, there is no mean as a noun
mean as noun means
میانه

the correct form of your sentence is: you meant (past form of mean) what's the meaning of.....

If you wanna say it as noun, you can use :
in my opinion
in your opinion
from your/my point of view
...

Hope not to see that sentence any more

Good luck
:11:

S E V E N
01-04-2010, 10:56
hi, i finished the ILI 15 months ago and got the ad4 degree. but i haven't studied english very much since then. i worry that it may be removed from my mind ? what is your suggestion ? especially about speaking ?

Zende
01-04-2010, 12:13
that all you can do is practicing it with writing or use it if you play online games with foreign guys
its best practice
but if you dont
best practice is writing every day some of words

shahabtt
01-04-2010, 13:49
hi, i finished the ILI 15 months ago and got the ad4 degree. but i haven't studied english very much since then. i worry that it may be removed from my mind ? what is your suggestion ? especially about speaking ?

yo dude writing doesnt help ya at all
keep watchin English movie or cartoos with persian subtitle n think think think in english
Speak clearly and concisely
Try 2 find discussion forums from da web bout things that you find interestin and FUN
n its realy important that u tryin to learn an American pronunciation or British pro lots of ppl think theyr same but they arent da same
any way british sux..
hope this help

Zende
01-04-2010, 16:19
may you dont talk like that
i mean so gisting
mybe some ppl dont undrestand
fix it^^

H a m e e d
02-04-2010, 19:53
The last day of Norouz vacation;
It was much more better for me than any other year in the last 4-5 years.
Since finally I decided to go out and take a walk in the park near where we live.
Cause I didn't do that last year and I regretted missing the chance.
I walked about 90 minutes and took a breathe of fresh air.

Just a little change in my way of life!

hope to make more physical activities this year

.:HAMED:.
02-04-2010, 21:07
Archi-girl
thanks a lot

:11:

Behsood
02-04-2010, 21:20
Hi Guys.I
Oh ... My Lord! I
My "13 Be Dar!!" Was Awful!I
What about u Guys?!I

.:HAMED:.
03-04-2010, 12:22
hi
it was good for me
we went camping and get togethe
what was the weather like for you?

Zende
03-04-2010, 14:23
what was the weather like for you
?????
first tell us what are you saying?!
I went to "Veshnave" with my aunts and their family and my family
i had realy good times there
it was realy good
in these years we hadnt a good "13 be dar" like this

.:HAMED:.
03-04-2010, 14:41
?????
first tell us what are you saying?!
I went to "Veshnave" with my aunts and their family and my family
i had realy good times there
it was realy good
in these years we hadnt a good "13 be dar" like this
hi mohammad and
tanx
really

what was the weather like for you
I meant how was the weather
okey?
now the Query about air and its Status is what's the weather like ?

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star3`
03-04-2010, 15:20
hi
i am new friend for you
my hope

.:HAMED:.
03-04-2010, 15:53
Hi friend!
welcome to the p30world forums
We need to help each other to improving our english
welcome again

afshin b
03-04-2010, 17:59
Hi friend!
welcome to the p30world forums
We need to help each other to improving our english
welcome again

I think it would be better to say:
for emproving or to improve

.:HAMED:.
03-04-2010, 18:42
thank you very much
now we need help each other to improve/for improving our english
like this

Zende
03-04-2010, 20:24
whats GT5?

afshin b
03-04-2010, 23:28
its a game for ps3:31:. Gran Turismo 5.
if u need more info u can google it.

scali
03-04-2010, 23:59
hi guys
i saw this topic yesterday
i think it's interesting that we can talk about our favorites and there are too many good friend that they help us for improving English .
excuse me my English language is bad
I hope i can speak English so good

Zende
04-04-2010, 13:48
good idea
but there is a problem
mybe someone dont want you know whats his favorites or talk about it

its a game for ps3[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] Gran Turismo 5.
if u need more info u can google it
if you say u can search in google is better

star3`
04-04-2010, 13:54
Hi friend!
welcome to the p30world forums
We need to help each other to improving our english
welcome again

thank you very much , MY friend:40::11:

scali
04-04-2010, 15:21
[QUOTE=Zende;4811353]good idea
but there is a problem
mybe someone dont want you know whats his favorites or talk about it

yes you right but it dosen't matter ,he or she can dosen't talk about his or her favorites:31:

afshin b
04-04-2010, 16:34
if you say u can search in google is better

but I dont think it is wrong, cuz I saw it several times in foreign forums

.:HAMED:.
04-04-2010, 16:35
hi pals
scali's suggestion is good
we can talk about our favorites and it will be a evasion that we apparent our mistakes and grammerical wrongs
? are you agree with me

Zende
05-04-2010, 12:26
I didnt say its wrong
I just said if you say that is better
thats all

Cleeev
06-04-2010, 22:12
Floppy Disk Care
By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.

1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders.

2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal particles can be removed by waving a powerful magnet over the surface of the disk. Any stubborn metallic shavings can be removed with scouring powder and soap. When waxing the diskettes, make sure the surface is even. This will allow the diskette to spin faster, resulting in better access time. :31:

3. Do not fold diskettes unless they do not fit into the drive. "Big" diskettes may be folded and used in "little" disk drives.

4. Never insert a diskette into the drive upside down. The data can fall off the surface of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the drive.

5. Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them through the xerox machine. If your data is going to need to be backed up, simply insert two diskettes into the drive. Whenever you update a document, the data will be written on both diskettes. :31:

6. Diskettes should not be inserted or removed from the drive while the red light is flashing. Doing so could result in smeared or possibly unreadable text. Occasionally the red light remains flashing in what is known as a "hung" or "hooked" state. If your system is "hooking" you will probably need to insert a few coins before being allowed access to the slot.

7. If your diskette is full and you need more storage space, remove the disk from the drive and shake vigorously for 2 minutes. This will pack the data enough (Data Compression) to allow for more storage. Be sure to cover all the openings with scotch tape to prevent loss data. :31:

8. Access time can be greatly improved by cutting more holes in the diskette jacket. This will provide more simultaneous access points to the disk. :31:

9. Diskettes may be used as coasters for beverage glasses, provided that they are properly waxed beforehand. Be sure to wipe the diskettes dry before using. (see item 2 above)

10. Never use scissors and glue to manually edit documents. The data is stored much too small for the naked eye, and you may end up with data from some other document stuck in the middle of your document. Razor blades and scotch tape may be used, however, provided the user is equipped with an electron microscope.

11. Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading. :31: :31:

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Scheming...
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn't return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer."

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Baseball in Heaven
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me -- if there is baseball in heaven."

They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

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Humor Just for Women

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.

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Cat in Heaven

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a moment and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors... I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly, the cat had a HUGE fluffy pillow.

A few days later, 12 mice were simultaneously killed in an accident and they all went up to Heaven together. God met the mice at the Gates of Heaven, with the exact same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives... from cats, dogs, and even from people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller-skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat... He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, everything is just WONDERFUL... I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is always fluffy and those little "Meals-on-Wheels" that You have been sending over are delicious. "

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Afraid Little Boy

A little boy was afraid of dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. you don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there He'll look after you and protect you."

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"

"Yes, I'm sure . He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him." she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"

:27:

Cleeev
06-04-2010, 22:31
Answer 'em !

God's Quality Management Questionnaire

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

How did you find out about God?
__ Newspaper
__ Television
__ Word of mouth
__ Torah
__ Bible
__ Koran
__ Other Book
__ Divine Inspiration
__ Near Death Experience
__ Friend or Relative
__ Other: ____________

Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.
__ Tarot
__ Horoscope
__ Fortune cookies
__ Self-help books
__ Biorythms
__ Mantras
__ Insurance policies
__ Lottery
__ Television
__ Ann Landers
__ Other: ____________
__ None

God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)?

a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
d. Don't know

God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):

a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war)

1 2 3 4 5

b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease, sports upsets)

1 2 3 4 5

Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services? (Attach an additional sheet if necessary):


:31:

.:HAMED:.
07-04-2010, 09:20
thanks friend
but you know here is a chat room and the posts must be written shotrly so that we can understant they and we be in the mood that can read these very long text

Zende
07-04-2010, 12:17
mersi but there is a big problem
those jokes dont mean for our culture
if you want put joke translate our self jokes to english
becouse it mean just for them selves
thanks

scali
07-04-2010, 15:41
thanks friend
but you know here is a chat room and the posts must be written shotrly so that we can understant they and we be in the mood that can read these very long text

yes you right
please write your posts in short sentences that we can read it:46:

Dark Sector
07-04-2010, 15:45
Hi there...
This is my first post here, I wish I could spend more time in this forum but I don't have enough time.
I'm sorry my friends, I've taken English class for a year but my writing and specially my speaking is so bad.
Thx

hfj
07-04-2010, 16:04
Hi there...







This is my first post here, I wish I could spend more time in this forum but I don't have enough time.
I'm sorry my friends, I've taken English class for a year but my writing and specially my speaking is so bad.
Thx





Don't worry dear "dark sector", this is my first post in this topic too, i'm interested in this forum, 'cuz there are many intelligent people, specially English topics. I'm here, 'cuz I love this people. We can help together
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
and remember
The children of humanity are each others limbs
That shares an origin in their creator

Zende
07-04-2010, 16:42
The children of humanity are each others limbs
That shares an origin in their creator
nice one!!!!

Cleeev
07-04-2010, 17:33
thanks friend
but you know here is a chat room and the posts must be written shotrly so that we can understant they and we be in the mood that can read these very long text



yes you right
please write your posts in short sentences that we can read it:46:


Those are just Jokes... You can read 'em or don't; it refers to you...

I get plenty of jokes everyday in my email so i just selected some of the bests (in one month's emails) for you and i'll do it more with especially shortened jokes...



mersi but there is a big problem
those jokes dont mean for our culture
if you want put joke translate our self jokes to english
becouse it mean just for them selves
thanks


what do you think of me...??? am i stupid or something to do a piece of shit like that...? i must be so crazy to translated those bullshit persian jokes to english...!!!

neither me nor all of you could learn a language perfectly UNLESS we learn those people's cultural structures... it's a very very important rule to LEARN THE CULTURE OF THE PEOPLE WHOM YOU WANT TO LEARN THEIR LANGUAGE... you HAVE TO learn about the culture of those people as much as you learn their language... if you travel to The U.S. or England or any other countries with the full knowledge about their language and its grammar but don't have any knowledge about their culture, you won't enjoy the society and country then you'll force to come back to the homeland asap with a bad experience and memory about that country... DON'T LOOK LIKE A STUPID DUMBASS FOREIGNER TO THE PEOPLE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY...!!! :27:

it's so foolish that we speak here about those stupid persian things which we say everyday to each other at the streets by repeating blah blah bla bla.... :34:

or you should be someone who just want to lean english to know what the hell they say in those hollywood-made movies and you don't need any knowledge about what do the REAL english people think or how do they live, etc... and you just think about HOW TO TRANSLATE FOOLISH PERSIAN JOKES AND SAYINGS TO ENGLISH AND TALK IN ENGLISH THE WAY WE TALK IN PERSIAN
!!!
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

.:HAMED:.
07-04-2010, 18:45
Those are just Jokes... You can read 'em or don't; it refers to you...

I get plenty of jokes everyday in my email so i just selected some of the bests (in one month's emails) for you and i'll do it more with especially shortened jokes...

!OK thats right
but remember there are another places here to put jokes or other things
however is no problem
please no leave here .we need some as you to improve our english

scali
07-04-2010, 18:57
Those are just Jokes... You can read 'em or don't; it refers to you...

I get plenty of jokes everyday in my email so i just selected some of the bests (in one month's emails) for you and i'll do it more with especially shortened jokes...



I know those are jokes
:20:
thx for especially shortened jokes
:10:

because I like joke

Zende
07-04-2010, 19:59
first:
i dont say your stupid
i told you it doesnt mean in our culture
thats all
why you wanna kill me huh?!:D

Cleeev
07-04-2010, 23:10
OK thats right!
but remember there are another places here to put jokes or other things
however is no problem
please no leave here .we need some as you to improve our english


oK, I'll continue my dirty job in this topic: " t=40744&page=28 " ...!



first:
i dont say your stupid
i told you it doesnt mean in our culture
thats all
why you wanna kill me huh?!:D


I don't want to kill you! :31:

that's exactly what i said but you didn't get... if you want to learn english, you HAVE TO learn about their culture; you HAVE TO forget persian and any other things in the other languages and ONLY think in ENGLISH language and all of your mind MUST BE work just in english...

it's so foolish to think as a PERSIAN and try to be an ENGLISH... you have to change all of your mind to an ENGLISH MAN when you're speaking and thinkin' english...

that's the point... you HAVE TO learn their culture and you HAVE TO try to be as similar as an ENGLISH/AMERICAN as much as you can...

you HAVE TO work harder and much harder on this subject: " LEARN ALL OF THEIR HISTORICAL-CULTURAL STRUCTURES TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR LANGUAGE/SOCIETY/SOCIAL COMMUNICATIONS " to not to be like a funny dumbass foreigner when you travel there
...!

:46:

Zende
08-04-2010, 12:32
and if we just want learn english language what?:D

.:HAMED:.
08-04-2010, 14:22
why are you learning English????
we wanna lean english so that we know the culture of english nations since we can enter their society or liveng with them
so, how shall we proceed??
we shall learn cultures !
?have you another motive to leaning english

Zende
08-04-2010, 15:14
i learn english to play with them
and chat full with them
for now
thats all
and in later for living with them
you will learn when you go there
all at all
if you want try to make somewhere or your self like them or there
you will not learn anything

.:HAMED:.
08-04-2010, 16:24
if you want try to make somewhere or your self like them or there
you will not learn anything
nix!
if we want to try to make somewhere or myself like there, we must know theres' culture and it'll obtain when we learn there cultures !
?good

A.M.D.D.E.V.I.L
08-04-2010, 16:34
i learn ENG because i might travel to london in a few next years

.:HAMED:.
08-04-2010, 16:44
i learn ENG because i might travel to london in a few next years
hi friend
wish you warm wishes
?:11:can we know why you want to go there
tnks

Zende
08-04-2010, 17:17
omg why you dont undrestand
i mean
they wont put their culture to any where
if you want learn their culture
you should be there
and see who is who
then you learn
all of that you can learn is very noobish things
becouse it change every day and every second and you cant say when

afshin b
08-04-2010, 17:39
I didnt get u. would u mind translating this for me to persian:
they wont put their culture to any where

.:HAMED:.
08-04-2010, 17:55
ok mohammad
never mind we say it's not important.okey????
you made mistakes in your sentens however you could convey your suit

---------- Post added at 06:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:54 PM ----------


they wont put their culture to any where
خلاصه:
فرهنگ آنها فقط براي خودشان است و جاي ديگري ندارد

.:HAMED:.
08-04-2010, 18:11
and in later for living with them
every time if you want to migrate or live there you must know their culture
understand???
good

Zende
09-04-2010, 05:31
if you dont undrestand what im talking about why you answer?
its:
they wont write their culture on papers or any where else
this is better

.:HAMED:.
09-04-2010, 08:57
they wont write their culture on papers or any where else
this is better
however you are not about a person who can opinions this way
please get back to original Rubric of chat room
thanks a lot

Zende
09-04-2010, 10:40
you know your self very pro
thats enough if you know

---------- Post added at 11:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:37 AM ----------

mybe Yes
but remmember
one travel cant show you everything
im playng with them 5 years
and i know very things about them
very more than you
but i say now you should be there to learn all things
dont take yours self pro like this
lol

A r c h i
10-04-2010, 16:16
Mistakes:
[

however you are not about a person who can opinions this way
please get back to original Rubric of chat room
thanks a lot

where is the verb of the red sentence??
what do you mean by " you're not about a person" ????

I told you many times not to translate exact Farsi to English, That's why there are lots of mistakes in your writings




you know your self very pro
right form: You consider yourself a professional

thats enough if you know
What?????

---------- Post added at 11:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:37 AM ----------

mybe Yes (Maybe)
but remmember ( remember)
one travel cant show you everything
im playing with them 5 years
and i know every things about them
very more than you
:18::18::18: much more than you

but i say now you should be there to learn all things
dont take yours self pro like this (again don't consider)
lol

please, read your sentences at least twice , to avoid any mistake in spelling



every time if you want to migrate or live there you must know their culture
understand???
good

correct form is, Understood????l
یعنی فهمیدی

.:HAMED:.
10-04-2010, 16:41
where is the verb of the red sentence??
what do you mean by " you're not about a person" ????
thanks
I meant (تو در حد كسي نيستي كه بتواند در اين مورد اظهار نظر كند(
how is the true form written?

afshin b
10-04-2010, 16:58
thanks
I meant (تو در حد كسي نيستي كه بتواند در اين مورد اظهار نظر كند(
how is the true form written?

I think:
U R not at the level of giving advice about this case.

.:HAMED:.
10-04-2010, 17:12
thanks
is there an idiom about it in english?

Zende
10-04-2010, 18:45
نوشته شده توسط Zende [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] ([ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ])
you know your self very pro
right form: You consider yourself a professional

thats enough if you know
What?????

---------- Post added at 11:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:37 AM ----------

mybe Yes (Maybe)
but remmember ( remember)
one travel cant show you everything
im playing with them 5 years
and i know every things about them
very more than you
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] much more than you

but i say now you should be there to learn all things
dont take yours self pro like this (again don't consider)
lol


[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] much more than you
its your idea not mine

(again don't consider)
okay

What?????
((کافیه اگه تو بدونی))

right form: You consider yourself a professional
thanks

(Maybe)
thx

( remember)
thx

nafare_aval
10-04-2010, 21:30
hi new and old mates...im back...i've got motivation in learning english again...after 3 months...i was busy and wasn't in mood of keep studying...but today i went to institute and registered for the next term...whats up here???is anybody alive or not yet

A r c h i
10-04-2010, 23:48
its your idea not mineHi dear

I meant "very more" is completely wrong

more is not countable so we use much before that, and "much more" is correct

more than him
بیشتر از او
much more than him
خیلی بیشتر از او


thanks
I meant (تو در حد كسي نيستي كه بتواند در اين مورد اظهار نظر كند(
how is the true form written?

It can be:
you're not qualified enough to talk/to give opinion about this

Have a great time
:11:

Zende
11-04-2010, 13:53
lol
thx
i thought you mean 5 years playing Garena is much more than my age

shahabtt
15-04-2010, 14:23
I think it would be better to say:
for emproving or to improve

dont think so to emproving our english is betta

nafare_aval
16-04-2010, 19:55
dont think so to emproving our english is betta

Don't bother yourself man...you're sooooo right:D

Zende
17-04-2010, 14:03
not for emproving but to improve isnt wrong and its one of best things you can use it

shahabtt
18-04-2010, 14:10
Don't bother yourself man...you're sooooo right:D
i know that buddy

.:HAMED:.
18-04-2010, 19:15
holla... holla ...holla

Cleeev
19-04-2010, 06:20
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to
?

.:HAMED:.
19-04-2010, 19:53
no
but
Certainly do you believe that???
what's that?

Zende
19-04-2010, 22:28
believe what?

.:HAMED:.
19-04-2010, 22:31
believe in UFO s

frnsh
19-04-2010, 23:12
I didn't understand the exact question! what is that?
what do u wanna tell us?
do u wanna tell us that some one is hiding sth from us?

shahabtt
19-04-2010, 23:36
believe in UFO s
i actualy believe them but they dont appear at all or they do but we cannot see them

frnsh
20-04-2010, 00:27
Yeah u're right!
And there is another possiblity! Some ppl saw them or proved them, but they didn't want other ppl and of course ppl like us know that!

radium
20-04-2010, 01:57
The other day i was talking to the online supporter of a company i was so frustrated with their services, i said "I'm not not gonna pay for such services as Nothing goes right", she replied "So turn left!!!!" it made me laugh. and forgot any inconvenience. I still pay for their poor services

Zende
20-04-2010, 13:53
well
actually i dont lie:D
what are you talking about
i mean whats UFO
you are talking about Fairy? or what?

Cleeev
20-04-2010, 18:33
don't beleive in UFOs... those videos are all fake (hoax)... btw, look at this topic


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caca_caca888
23-04-2010, 13:42
hi

i want to leaarning engilish at home

please help me to how i can do it

by book?
movie?
sound?

and how?
if your answer is book .
please tell me which book?


tanks

Zende
23-04-2010, 15:03
actually i choose movie with Subtitles becouse if you practice with the book
its hard for you to use it in chat
but
if you just wanna learn it and write it
choose book

singleguy
23-04-2010, 15:11
hi [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
so long no 30 [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
wow..... we have lots of new friends here [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
caca-caca wanna learn English @home..... good
I suggest you all of them, movies , books, listenings and .....but it's good to have a regular schedule
I want to start studying English @ summer. I can study English just at summer, so I want to study 24hours per each day of summer [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

.:HAMED:.
23-04-2010, 15:40
dear friend zende
Unidentified Flying Object (commonly abbreviated as UFO or U.F.O.) is the popular term for any apparent aerial phenomenon whose cause cannot be identified.
The term Unidentified Flying Object has been in use by the United States Air Force

Zende
23-04-2010, 16:41
aha
i got it
its for usa
:D

SevenART
24-04-2010, 16:35
Hi , Frend's
My Speak English, .very bad and i want to learn & i verey bad in grammer . Please Help me to this .because I have One Girl Freind on the chat .Nooo ... Lie ... I got a jok :d ... Ok .. This Good?...or noo ...

Zende
24-04-2010, 20:25
well
not so bad
like that you think
its normal
but you got a littlte problem on orthography

Frend
friend

verey
very
at normal point for grammer
mybe was better if you say

Hi , Frend's
My Speak English, .very bad and i want to learn & i verey bad in grammer . Please Help me to this .because I have One Girl Freind on the chat .Nooo ... Lie ... I got a jok :d ... Ok .. This Good?...or noo ...
hi friends
my english speaking is very bad and i want to learn& im very bad on grammer
please help me for this/at this
because I have one girl friend in chat
noo.....
lie....
i was joking.....:D
ok...
this is good...
or noo

shahabtt
24-04-2010, 23:59
AND yes little is correct

Smartie7
25-04-2010, 12:31
Hi , Frend's
My Speak English, .very bad and i want to learn & i verey bad in grammer . Please Help me to this .because I have One Girl Freind on the chat .Nooo ... Lie ... I got a jok :d ... Ok .. This Good?...or noo ...


You have a long way to go my friend !

At least, you could say "I speak English very bad."
Dear Zende, if you don't mind, I correct some of your sentences.

well
not so bad
like that you think
its normal
but you got a littte problem with orthography

friend

very
at normal point for grammer
mybe was better if you say

hi friends
my english speaking is very bad and i want to learn& im very bad in grammer
please help me with this
because I have one girl friend in chat
noo.....
lie....
i was joking.....:D
ok...
this is good...
or noo

Zende
25-04-2010, 14:05
uh thx
see
we all are not masters of English
so we can help together

Arashdn
28-04-2010, 13:20
Hi all
every one says watching English movies are very great foe learning English
But no one doesn't tell that what movie is good
would any one please introduce me some good movis for watching and learning En

.:HAMED:.
28-04-2010, 14:41
your avatar is very funny!
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

But no one doesn't tell that what movie is good
the movies that are in original language (english)with translate or english subtitles /

singleguy
28-04-2010, 22:52
Hi all
every one says watching English movies are very great foe learning English
But no one doesn't tell that what movie is good
would any one please introduce me some good movis for watching and learning En

I suggest you the movies with American accent (not British ) and I also suggest you animations
you should see the movies with subtitles and for improving your English it's good to see a movie over and over again in order to understand better and finding the words and checking them in Dictionary is also helpful

Zende
30-04-2010, 10:04
what a sleep topic
comeon guys
chat chat chat about anything:D

.:HAMED:.
30-04-2010, 10:12
lets talk about the computer games
"like "left 4 dead
?what is the narrative

Zende
30-04-2010, 11:15
well
actually i didnt play it
i dont like that kind of game
thats why i dont know the narrative too:D

.:HAMED:.
30-04-2010, 11:44
good
I think its a bit terrific and with almost high clarity!
as you know the action and team games are very thrill .
and the left 4 dead game is too

Zende
30-04-2010, 11:55
is too thrill ?
as action games
i choose modern warfare best action game of yesteryear
and toyear i choose bad company 2 battle field
its nice too
wow first modern warfare was for 2009 is battle field 2 for 2009 or 2010?

ali gamma
30-04-2010, 15:11
so this topic has turned into a topic on games ?


ok pals ! name the games which u r lookin forward to playing this year . for me alan wake and mafia 2

.:HAMED:.
30-04-2010, 16:18
is too thrill ?
no I meant that game is thrill too
and not bad
we cant compare modern warefare and this

so this topic has turned into a topic on games ?
we had not any case for talk and we decided to talk about game,.however please remission us

for me alan wake and mafia 2
and I'm waiting for MAFIA2

Sharim
30-04-2010, 16:40
Hi
how are you guys ?
Fridays are really boring ,haven't you any suggestion ?
I must to go a trip through college tomorrow morning at 6.30 , why ? i cant wake up morning soon . :(

Zende
30-04-2010, 18:29
Fridays are really boring
i agree

and I'm waiting for MAFIA2
me 2

we cant compare modern warefare and this
actually we cant
becouse modern warfare 2 was realy thrill and best graphic in 2009
i dont know did u play it or no
if u didnt
you should try it
very good game

.:HAMED:.
30-04-2010, 21:54
I played it
was really thrill and serious
call of duty
okey now if you agree with me , lets change our dissertation title
for example ,talk about ways of improveing our english
thanks

ali gamma
01-05-2010, 07:02
I played it
was really thrill and serious
call of duty
okey now if you agree with me , lets change our dissertation title
for example ,talk about ways of improveing our english
thanks

i think u should say thrilling

Zende
01-05-2010, 13:22
well i dont know how to improve
anybody?????
idk why everyone are sleep in this topic?

ali gamma
01-05-2010, 14:52
well i dont know how to improve
anybody?????
idk why everyone are sleep in this topic?

asleep

and by improve i think u actualy wanted to say motivate

.:HAMED:.
01-05-2010, 15:06
thanks ali gamma. we are here to improve our english and correct our mistakes and you helped us

why everyone are sleep in this topic
everyone are conscious here.we have plenty of Viewers in this topic

Zende
01-05-2010, 15:57
asleep

and by improve i think u actualy wanted to say motivate
sleeping isnt better?
no i meant improving

ali gamma
01-05-2010, 21:45
thanks ali gamma. we are here to improve our english and correct our mistakes and you helped us

everyone are conscious here.we have plenty of Viewers in this topic

you re welcome my friend . i always wish there could be somebody to rectify my mistakes as well.

...every one is

afshin b
01-05-2010, 23:13
you re welcome my friend . i always wish there could be somebody to rectify my mistakes as well.

...every one is

as I've heard they both are correct. "are" is for british form an "is" is for american form.

ali gamma
02-05-2010, 07:53
i checked out several dictionaries and im afraid to say you are wrong . everyone is ,everyone has , every one does ....

scali
02-05-2010, 11:11
i checked out several dictionaries and im afraid to say you are wrong . everyone is ,everyone has , every one does ....


I think he is right

we can't use " are " for everyone

.:HAMED:.
02-05-2010, 12:18
well i dont know how to improve
anybody?????
idk why everyone are sleep in this topic?



everyone are conscious here.we have plenty of Viewers in this topic

we can't use " are " for everyone

they both are correct
?now how shall we proceed

Zende
02-05-2010, 13:49
?now how shall we proceed
agree
:d

i checked out several dictionaries and im afraid to say you are wrong . everyone is ,everyone has , every one does ....
well
you are not sure right?

ar.behnam
02-05-2010, 23:25
we're going to learn English but how do it ?
please give me the starting point :d

SCYTHE
05-05-2010, 22:48
hey! Where are you? I suppose the sands of time have closed the roads of our friendship, anyhow I hope in this turning turning world you most of the time find the right turn! have a good ride in journey of life! Be blessed with love and wisdom

ar.behnam
06-05-2010, 00:34
I was surprised ,I want to have great conversation like you,without dictionary!
is it possible :(

.:HAMED:.
06-05-2010, 08:21
I suppose the sands of time have frosted the roads of our friendship

!what a lyrical sentence
:40:

Zende
06-05-2010, 12:36
hey! Where are you? I suppose the sands of time have frosted the roads of our friendship, anyhow I hope in this turning turning world you most of the time find the right turn! have a good ride in journey of life! Be blessed with love and wisdom
talk like under Diploma guys:دی

.:HAMED:.
06-05-2010, 15:27
mohammad remember today alone boy and saied are going to meet each other at the Book Fair in Tehran
=============
well now really the sands of time have frosted the roads of our friendship

Zende
06-05-2010, 20:58
mohammad remember today alone boy and saied are going to meet each other at the Book Fair in Tehran
after 100 years they wanna meet today?!

SevenART
07-05-2010, 09:05
You have a long way to go my friend !
.................:31:

.:HAMED:.
07-05-2010, 09:08
after 100 years they wanna meet today?!
maybe

................
the life way is short us

Zende
07-05-2010, 09:11
the life way is short us
what u wanna say?

.:HAMED:.
07-05-2010, 09:16
what u wanna say?
nothing
I filled his dots

Farshid72
07-05-2010, 10:20
maybe

the life way is short us
In this way we can do every thing

Zende
07-05-2010, 11:38
In this way we can do every thing
becarefull
mybe you loose your self!

nafare_aval
07-05-2010, 20:02
hi guys..what you doing men???...everything's all right???im here to get here busy..who 's ready to challenge:d

Zende
07-05-2010, 22:14
hi guys..what you doing men???...everything's all right???im here to get here busy..who 's ready to challenge:d

i scared:D

nafare_aval
09-05-2010, 22:37
why are you scared man:D

who can you find more kinder than me!!!come on

ar.behnam
09-05-2010, 23:01
who called me :D?
the king kindness is here !

frnsh
10-05-2010, 02:58
Challenge for what ؟

ar.behnam
10-05-2010, 12:47
Challenge for what ؟
to get here busy! a dictator :دی

Zende
10-05-2010, 17:20
dictator [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
this one can be helpful
its me:دی

nafare_aval
10-05-2010, 22:53
i think your discussion is too useful for me...you're here for typing just one or two words...jump from bed and blow this room up

ar.behnam
10-05-2010, 23:09
this one can be helpful
its me:دی
its so horrible! ...hey ..!thread manager .. I know we can't discuss about policy!!...but can i join to the dictator team or it is forbidden?:دی

i think your discussion is too useful for me...you're here for typing just one or two words...jump from bed and blow this room up

yeah, it is so helpful for me too.. but i think the guys are in winter sleep [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

Zende
11-05-2010, 14:07
i think your discussion is too useful for me...you're here for typing just one or two words...jump from bed and blow this room up
and i dont like smart people:دی

nafare_aval
11-05-2010, 14:37
and i dont like smart people:دی

what did your sentence have with mine???read again big man

Zende
11-05-2010, 15:47
hmm
it was hard?
didnt undrestand?
i mean
this part

you're here for typing just one or two words...jump from bed and blow this room up
and i said
your smart

nafare_aval
11-05-2010, 21:39
to be honest...it's complicated

to blow up a place,such this huge place you need a brave man:D...smart is not enough

.:HAMED:.
11-05-2010, 21:53
In all time i said what was new dissertations
Now is your turn to tell me this

Zende
11-05-2010, 21:58
to be honest...it's complicated

to blow up a place,such this huge place you need a brave man:D...smart is not enough

as your command:دی

nafare_aval
12-05-2010, 13:22
i think zende is dead...because of his/her long sentences....brother hamed come up and take part in discussion...how long is it that you're learning English???

ALt3rnA
12-05-2010, 14:04
Guys ! no offend but you are ruining this chatroom !
plz think before posting a message !
even your signature has grammatical mistake

nafare_aval
12-05-2010, 21:39
we need people like you to save this room man...otherwise we keep ruining this room...participate and we'll appreciate it

.:HAMED:.
12-05-2010, 22:00
good. please finish your compliment!
you are here to help your friends about their grammatical problems. and not to show your skills.

finally thanks about your appreciateing
but remember here is just a chat room
thxs

ar.behnam
12-05-2010, 23:27
good. please finish your compliment!
you are here to helping your firends about their grammatical problems. and not to show your skills.

finally thanks about your appreciateing
but remember here is just a chat room
thxs
exactly :دی
your remark mean We are not You are?:31: to helping our friend about our grammatical problems ?
:10:

Zende
13-05-2010, 12:07
no his mean is nafare aval he know him self very pro!

vahid0801
13-05-2010, 12:44
no his mean is nafare aval he know him self very pro!


nice structures!!!!!!!!!!

nafare_aval
13-05-2010, 13:38
good. please finish your compliment!
you are here to helping your friends about their grammatical problems. and not to show your skills.

finally thanks about your appreciateing
but remember here is just a chat room
thxs

if you mean me....you're truly right....I'm exactly here to show off:D

to helping is wrong

you must say:to help or for helping

your welcome

SevenART
13-05-2010, 14:06
exactly [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
your remark mean We are not You are?[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ] to helping our friend about our grammatical problem

o ... no no no ...

Hamed said the same thing .. But you got to drop the fight ...

This Right ...even an English man may also be good grammar in the chat room. ...
But this is not true that someone else be broken.

OK ...Anyway.

I'm Good Kids ...are you good?..Or no

.:HAMED:.
13-05-2010, 15:10
:yes I meant "nafare ava"and thank him about his help.now lets ask this query



are you good?..Or no
What are you good for?
and what instance؟

nafare_aval
13-05-2010, 23:15
so...what should we do now????laughing at each other in positive way or...what

.:HAMED:.
14-05-2010, 09:03
so...what should we do now????laughing at each other in positive way or...what
what do you mean؟
Laughing for what?
and which positive way here?
:27: I have a lot of questions

nafare_aval
14-05-2010, 09:11
you know we have nothing here to talk about...so its better just to laugh at each other if you dont mind:D

.:HAMED:.
14-05-2010, 09:27
ok
no problem!
let's laugh
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

nafare_aval
14-05-2010, 18:32
he he he:31:you were just waiting for my order to laugh man...because you laughed deeply at me...

Arashdn
18-05-2010, 10:14
Hi
I 'm new in English forum
I can't speak En Very well
But I'm giving my best shot for it
I will be pleased if u tell me all of my mistakes

F l o w e r
18-05-2010, 11:19
wo[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]!good topic...i like it:D

nafare_aval
18-05-2010, 13:24
Hi
I 'm new in English forum
I can't speak En Very well
But I'm giving my best shot for it
I will be pleased if u tell me all of my mistakes

hi buddy...welcome here...as i see your speaking...you speak better compare to some people here...that'll be my pleasure to help you...of course if i deserve it:46:

Arashdn
18-05-2010, 14:04
hi buddy...welcome here...as i see your speaking...you speak better compare to some people here...that'll be my pleasure to help you...of course if i deserve it:46:
Hi
Thanks a lot

nafare_aval
18-05-2010, 14:23
your welcome...but bring a new topic up for discussing...i have nothing in mind right now...so help us sweetie:46:

frnsh
21-05-2010, 18:23
Hi!
I'm a little bit new here

Here's a topic: Do u like pets ?

.:HAMED:.
21-05-2010, 22:34
Do u like pets
like cats
so lovely animals
specialy the kitten
---------------------
what's your opinion?

Arashdn
22-05-2010, 12:38
I hate pets
I can't stand them

afshin b
22-05-2010, 13:33
I love dogs but unfortunately I can't have one.

Zende
22-05-2010, 14:01
ye they are not clean

frnsh
22-05-2010, 15:52
like cats
so lovely animals
specialy the kitten
---------------------
what's your opinion?

Me too!
I love all kinds of pets
specially cats!



ye they are not clean

Oh! I think you can ask a vet!
I think it's an idea of most of the people in iran!
pets are clean, specially if you regularly visit a vet for them

Zende
23-05-2010, 09:49
no i meant they are Unclean
becouse they have viruses and God said they are Unclean

Arashdn
23-05-2010, 11:29
no i meant they are Unclean
becouse they have viruses and God said they are Unclean
I'm agree with u

.:HAMED:.
23-05-2010, 15:56
God said they are Unclean
God has never said a word without reason
:27:
--------------------------------------
chicks are very lovely too

Zende
23-05-2010, 17:06
ye they are lovely and they are not Unclean:دی

frnsh
23-05-2010, 17:09
no i meant they are Unclean
becouse they have viruses and God said they are Unclean


I'm agree with u


God has never said a word without reason
:27:
--------------------------------------
chicks are very lovely too

Ok Ok!! :31:
I resperct all your ideas, but i have my own :20:


=====================


ye they are lovely and they are not Unclean[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ](4).gif


What ??? :31:
They're not unclean= They're clean [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

Zende
23-05-2010, 17:38
yes..........

nafare_aval
23-05-2010, 23:01
unclean or clean but i love a kind of dog which is named haski...which live in poles and is really strong...but i dont have enough money to but it now and also dont have a suitable place for it...whatever...someday,i know,i will do it guys:d

Zende
24-05-2010, 11:59
best one is something with name rottefighter or rottedestoryer
something like that
they are very strong
and very tall!
if he stand he will be like 2 of us!

.:HAMED:.
24-05-2010, 15:17
now I wanna snatch an African lion from deserts:27:
I think it's very lovely. isn't it?

Zende
24-05-2010, 16:10
ofcourse its soooooooo lovely
before going for it
write your will
and go to get that lovely animal!

nafare_aval
25-05-2010, 21:54
you mean lion is not lovely...how dare you???from my point of view lion is one of the most delicate animals in the world....next time be careful about your speaking or i will...you know that:d

frnsh
25-05-2010, 23:12
unclean or clean but i love a kind of dog which is named haski...which live in poles and is really strong...but i dont have enough money to but it now and also dont have a suitable place for it...whatever...someday,i know,i will do it guys:d


Great!
I agree with u! Clean or unclean but u wanna buy! I like that!
If you really want to have one, you'll fine a way to do so!

you know! if they were harmful, people didn't have them and the ones who have, would be dead till now! Its my idea!
and another thing is that, you know if God put a need in us, he/ she gave us a way to reach that! I love animals and i love to have one, so mabe it's not harmful to keep one! ha?



you mean lion is not lovely...how dare you???from my point of view lion is one of the most delicate animals in the world....next time be careful about your speaking or i will...you know that:d


Great!!! : d
You can have one too if u want to! :d
no problem! Is there a problem? can you see that?

caca_caca888
25-05-2010, 23:51
yes terday

I dont understand that what you are saying.
i think you are talking about Farnosh's cat
beacuse she is talking about it evrywhere



:دي
my engilish is awful :d


آقا كل لغاتي كه بلد بودمو گفتم:دي

frnsh
26-05-2010, 00:09
First of all, welcome here!

And...
We are talking about pets! Generally!
That's right i've got a cat lately, but i wanted to know opinions in this forum about having a pet!

caca_caca888
26-05-2010, 00:33
pet means dog
right?
pets is a lovely
i love it



i got jokes with u
i dont have a bad Bloodletting




I want to talk good English.
but i cant:11: