English riddles

[night-girl]

: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

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Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.

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Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

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The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
Submitted by: Abu Jouri

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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Submitted by: Abu Jouri

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Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
Submitted by: Mariana Gغmez

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Submitted by: Submitted by: Ana Carriءo, Portugal

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This is a riddle. It works well if you let the students ask yes and no questions about the situation, before revealing the answer.
Q: A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened?
A: The customer had hiccups.
I've used this in many countries in Eastern Europe. It always works - a shock as a hiccup cure appears to be an international thing.
Submitted by: Jenny Mitchell

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)
Submitted by: Pablo Ortega Ju·rez

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ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".

[A M ! N]

Hi
tnx i enjoyed 'em
specially the last riddle about vowels to tell u the truth it made me lol...swear to god
But U know what ? that empire state building was pretty ridiculous
Hence they made me feel good i guess im gonna ask u some more
good luck pal

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---------- Post added at 03:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:03 PM ----------

These need to be written.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.

Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved

[A M ! N]

thanQ doky! U can also visit my weblogZ!
thisweek.blogfa

and

game4teaching.ir

---------- Post added at 03:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:03 PM ----------

These need to be written.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.

Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved

you will not believe that i was thinking about ur topic and suddenly u replied simultaneously
this is what they called telepathic ha?! i believed it
good luck

[night-girl]

yeah, telepathy!
hey, we can be friends on yahoo mess. I guess!!!
can't we?
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add me!