English SMS's

[Van Gogh]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

[Van Gogh]

Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too

[Van Gogh]

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again

[love-to-learn]

The greatest fact about men's brain: nothing is right on the left side and nothing is left on the right size

[shoeib]

the wife : i wish i was a newspaper so i could be in your hand all the time !
husband : i wish you were a newspaper so i could have a new one every day !

[co121]

Last night I was thinking about "u"...
I decided to ...

think about "vwxyz" tonight

[Explorer2005]

A Riddle :
A Short thing
It gets longer when you hold it and pass betwween women breasts
and
Enters into a hole.
WHAT IS IT ?
1 min to think ...
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" CAR SEAT BELT "
you dirty mind !!

[Explorer2005]

ِAmerican say : Life is too short
but
Iranian say : Life is tu short !!

[r_azary]

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

[r_azary]

A wish in a corner, Deep in my Heart, 2BFreinds 4ever & never apart, hope this bond has a long life 2 live, for you my friend anything i`ll give