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[lovelykid]

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!


Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fall!


Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you're eating a watermelon!


Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!


Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!


Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!


Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!

[lovelykid]

Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!


Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought!


Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!


Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed her hands off!


Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!


Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?
A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift..!

[lovelykid]

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!


Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up!


Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm!


Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read!


Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A. The blonde works in the dark!


Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles!


Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. They both drip when they're f*ucked!

[lovelykid]

Q. Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A. They can’t find the zipper!


Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A. The back of her head!


Q. What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A. "Is it mine?"!


Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat!


Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her!


Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said “Don’t Walk”!

[lovelykid]

Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A. She didn't know what ONE came first!


Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A. So she could keep the refrigerator cold!


Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was!


Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A. A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.


Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.


Q. What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A. She can't say "No".


Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.


Q. If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A. The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!


Q. Why did the blonde fail her drivers license?
A. She wasn't used to the front seat!

[lovelykid]

Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.


Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.


Q. How does a blonde kill a worm?
A. She buries it.


Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"


Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A. She got cold and turned off the fan.


Q. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A. An IN-body experience!


Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".!


Q. How a blonde change a light bulb?
A. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!

[SCYTHE]

Thanks, it was funny

[lovelykid]

Q: What does a owl say?
A: What, what?!


Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!


Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!


Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks!


Q. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A. When they are on their backs they are screwed!

[lovelykid]

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message!

What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people?

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
"You're lucky. My wife does."

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."


"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from!

[lovelykid]

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you're ready!


Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age!


I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far!


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!


When I was born Devil said...Oh S*hit!!! Another Angel!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh S*hit!!!!Competition...!!!


Who said english is easy?Fill in the blank with YES or No!
1.-----,I dont have brain
2.-----,I dont have sence
3.-----,I am stupid!


When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness , Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL!


Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday! Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!


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