Fun Stuff

[Master]

hi guys , i was looking for the joke thread , but unfortunately, no luck ... anyways...here it is , a Fun Stuff thread which is the place for your jokes and or any other funny stuffs..

here it is ... the first one
W.I.C.O.E.
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE!

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

[Master]

how to play:

there will be one box(we can not see thing inside it) that contains red card and black card. If the people get red card there lose if they got black card they win .


why it is funny(joke)


one day the kid were playing this game and there was a gum that one people use to play when they chew it in the mouth every time who chew it he/she will be very lucky because they alway got a black card.The people that play this game will chew this gum.So they line up and they were people at the back that he unfortunately he have to chew this gum after the people that is very ugly and his teeth was disgusting when it is in the ugly people turn he chew the gum then he got a black card then it is the last people turn every one got a black card . He have to chew the gum after the ugly people so he go like aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a dirty gum he chew it with an ugly face then he go to take a card and he shout what why do I got a black card he rude the gum off and he say loundly again
this is not a gum this is a tooth and the ugly people smile it is my tooth the gum is in my stomach. icon_lol.gif

[Master]

Duplicated post ..sorry...

Ediited

[Master]

sorry didnt notice the joke thread . you can hidden or lock this thread ...

tanx already and sorry again