ENGLISH JOKES

[lovelykid]

Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop! x

[lovelykid]

Latest Research:

Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which girlfriend??
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That is still a topic of research..!! x

[lovelykid]

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !! x

[lovelykid]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends, You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that x

[lovelykid]

what's an Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions x

[lovelykid]

A.B.C.D.E.F.G
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”

Reverse of it:

G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again” x

[lovelykid]

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

Iranians Invented Missed Call.!

Proud To Be An Iranians! x

[lovelykid]

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! x

[lovelykid]

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
||||||||||
and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS” x

[lovelykid]

A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO... x