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[nasambros]

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

[comet]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!i

[comet]

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock!i

[comet]

Husband: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife: I'm looking for a loophole!i

[nasambros]

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

[comet]

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn [I'll alter him]!i

[comet]

The definition of a perfect Wife: One who helps the husband with the dishes...!i

[nasambros]

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!

[comet]

Little kid to his Dad: "Daddy! how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea", replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."!i

[comet]

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!i