******** English SMS ********

[nasambros]

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

[apoosh]

Upon reciving this text you must send it to:
1 person you like ,
1 person you hate ,
1 person you love and
1 person you wanna fuck.
now think about why I sent it to you

[apoosh]

ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
you speak very good monkey language

[apoosh]

When i look@the sky, i c u.
When i look@the moon, i c u.
When i look@the sun, i c u.
When i look@the sea, i c u.
EXCUSE ME,
CAN U MOVE A LITTLE

[apoosh]

Without u life is black not white without u the world has no hope,no light without u i can't go left or right without u i lose my sight thank u my... Glasses!

[apoosh]

Hi! sorry, I have no sms 4u tonight. Hey I said no sms 4u. still keep reading?! There is no sms 4u, I said! ahmagh! MIGAM SMS NADARAM VASAT. Hala baz bekhoon!

[apoosh]

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..

[apoosh]

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...

[apoosh]

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

[apoosh]

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...