English SMS's

[kaivan_22]

If a man open the car door for his wife... 1. the car is new 2. the wife is new. 3. she is not his wife

[Strasboorg]

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Sorry 4 impolite SMS

[Wisdom]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (...) V W X Y Z did i miss something ? no.but i put U in my heart

[Wisdom]

One, two ,I Love You ,three ,four ,Love Me More ,five ,six ,Give Me Kiss ,seven ,eight ,Don't Be Late , nine ,ten ,Hug Me Then

[behkarzad]

Women are like as an Internet Virus.They Enter your life, Scan your pocket, Trasfer your money, Edit your mind, Download her problems, Delete your smile, And Hang you for ever.

[M.B.M]

what r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
a-telephone
b-television
c-tell-a woman

[M.B.M]

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

[M.B.M]

how do you keep a mongole busy? read below.
how do you keep a mongole busy? read above

[M.B.M]

Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

[M.B.M]

Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible