I noticed that the CGI scripts on my web site had spontaneously ceased working, so I contacted the tech support for the ISP that was hosting the site. It's important to note that, since I had set up the site, I had moved to a different city and, hence, only used telnet to connect to them. The tech needed to ask a few preliminary questions.
I had to agree.
- Tech Support: "What number are you dialing in to?"
- Me: "I'm not dialing in. I'm using telnet."
- Tech Support: "Yes, but what number are you calling?"
- Me: "You don't understand, I'm not dialing in to your modem pool. I'm telneting to you."
- Tech Support: "Please tell me what number you are dialing."
- Me: "Fine. (number)"
- Tech Support: "That's not one of our numbers!"
- Me: "Of course it's not. I'm using A TELNET UTILITY to reach you over the Internet."
- Tech Support: "But how are you connecting to the Internet?"
- Me: "Though a different ISP!"
- Tech Support: "Then we can't help you!"
- Me: "Listen, I am connecting to you via telnet. It's a utility that allows me to connect to your UNIX shell from a remote location WITHOUT USING A PHONE LINE."
- Tech Support: (incredulous) "So, you're using a cable modem or something?"
- Me: (figuring it was just easier to say yes) "Yes."
- Tech Support: "Um, we don't support UNIX."
- Me: "I'm not using UNIX. You are."
- Tech Support: "I'm using Windows."
- Me: "No, your SERVERS are UNIX based."
- Tech Support: "I don't think I can help you."