******** English SMS ********

[nasambros]

Hello to everybody
This topic is only for English SMS
So plz enter ur English sms here

Thanks

[nasambros]

For start:

A Girl Said To Her BF : If U Kiss Me I’ll Be Yours Forever…!

Her BF Answered : Thanks For Your Warning

[nasambros]

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

[nasambros]

[/LEFT]U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI[/LEFT].

[nasambros]

When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!

[nasambros]

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

[nasambros]

Can u keep a secret?

Between me & u


You promise?


I really need to tell u this...


Well...

I MISS U...

[nasambros]

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, 4get me not.

[nasambros]

I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!

[nasambros]

FRIENDS are like stars.....
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...

[nasambros]

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! :)

[apoosh]

Upon reciving this text you must send it to:
1 person you like ,
1 person you hate ,
1 person you love and
1 person you wanna fuck.
now think about why I sent it to you

[apoosh]

ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
you speak very good monkey language

[apoosh]

When i look@the sky, i c u.
When i look@the moon, i c u.
When i look@the sun, i c u.
When i look@the sea, i c u.
EXCUSE ME,
CAN U MOVE A LITTLE

[apoosh]

Without u life is black not white without u the world has no hope,no light without u i can't go left or right without u i lose my sight thank u my... Glasses!

[apoosh]

Hi! sorry, I have no sms 4u tonight. Hey I said no sms 4u. still keep reading?! There is no sms 4u, I said! ahmagh! MIGAM SMS NADARAM VASAT. Hala baz bekhoon!

[apoosh]

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..

[apoosh]

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...

[apoosh]

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

[apoosh]

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

[apoosh]

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

[apoosh]

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

[apoosh]

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

[apoosh]

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

[nasambros]

many thanks apoosh :santa:

[nasambros]

Why do v close our eyez ven v pray , ven v cry , ven v dream , ven v kiss , Coz da most beautiful thingz in life r unseed & flet only by da Heart .

[comet]

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.............(a life sentence!)l
:)

[comet]

Marriage is a 3 ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering
:)

[nasambros]

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

[comet]

A woman was telling her friend: "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire"!i
:)

[nasambros]

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

[comet]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!i
:)

[comet]

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock!i
:)

[comet]

Husband: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife: I'm looking for a loophole!i
:)

[nasambros]

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

[comet]

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn [I'll alter him]!i
:)

[comet]

The definition of a perfect Wife: One who helps the husband with the dishes...!i
:)

[nasambros]

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!

[comet]

Little kid to his Dad: "Daddy! how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea", replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."!i
:)

[comet]

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!i
:)

[comet]

Marriage: an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters!i
:)

[nasambros]

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

[comet]

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."!i
:)

[comet]

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
S. T. Coleridge
:)

[comet]

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished!i
Zsa Zsa Gabor
:)

[NetizeN]

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[NetizeN]

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]!

[NetizeN]

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

[NetizeN]

If you fall in river there is a boat... if you fall in well there is rope... but if you fall in love there is no hope!
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[NetizeN]

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever!
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[NetizeN]

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Another MOON?..........Possible
Another SUN?..............Possible
Another SKY?................Possible
Another Friend Like YOU?.........Impossible
because GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice!
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[NetizeN]

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you... You know Whose???
.
.
.
.
.
.
your Own Stupid!!!
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[NetizeN]

I see your face when I am dreaming...
That's why I always wake up screaming...!
:weird:

[NetizeN]

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you...!
Why should only I suffer!!!
:question:

[NetizeN]

what is wrong with your cell every time I call a voice comes the subscriber you have dialed is a monkey please contact zoo for detail!
:laughing:

[NetizeN]

Someday you may lose your hair... you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind... but one thing you will never lose is your good looks .. because you can't lose what you don't have!
:biggrin:

[nasambros]

Sweet candies are very nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness...
How did u find me ...??
:rolleye:

[comet]

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
:)

[comet]

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Lord Byron
:)

[comet]

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[habibinaj]

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!

[habibinaj]

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

[habibinaj]

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

[habibinaj]

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.

[habibinaj]

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

[habibinaj]

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

[habibinaj]

i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'

[habibinaj]

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).

[habibinaj]

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

[habibinaj]

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

[habibinaj]

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

[habibinaj]

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

[habibinaj]

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.

[habibinaj]

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

[habibinaj]

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

[habibinaj]

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….

[habibinaj]

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

[habibinaj]

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!

[habibinaj]

Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget

[habibinaj]

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

[habibinaj]

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

[habibinaj]

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

[habibinaj]

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

[habibinaj]

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says…that you are the best !!!

[habibinaj]

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!

[habibinaj]

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

[habibinaj]

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

[habibinaj]

There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay With Me…

[nasambros]

If i get ur smile , i dont need flowerz . If i get ur voice , i dont need need music , if u speak 2 me , i dont need ne body , if u r my friend , i dont need da world .

[nasambros]

Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you

[nasambros]

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

[nasambros]

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

[nasambros]

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

[nasambros]

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

[nasambros]

Friendship Iz Vast Like Universe, It Iz Deep Like Sea, It Iz High Like Sky, It Iz Strong Like Roke, It Iz Kind Like Mother, And It Iz Sweet Like U:)

[nasambros]

In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU

[nasambros]

In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU

[nasambros]

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

[nasambros]

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
==
"'I____"TOILET"
-.t""""")
___(_

[nasambros]

(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!

[nasambros]

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

[nasambros]

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

[nasambros]

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

[nasambros]

HALLOoOooO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

[nasambros]

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else

[nasambros]

If i get ur smile , i dont need flowerz . If i get ur voice , i dont need need music , if u speak 2 me , i dont need ne body , if u r my friend , i dont need da world .

[nasambros]

Why do v close our eyez ven v pray , ven v cry , ven v dream , ven v kiss , Coz da most beautiful thingz in life r unseed & flet only by da Heart .

[shazdeh23]

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself. … Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

[shazdeh23]

True Love is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the Love inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you

[shazdeh23]

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u

[shazdeh23]

I believe that God above created u for me to Love. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id Love you the best

[shazdeh23]

If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me

[shazdeh23]

One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life

[shazdeh23]

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily

[shazdeh23]

!!!Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon

[shazdeh23]

.Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver

[shazdeh23]

.You need Money to call someone Honey

[shazdeh23]

.My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends

[shazdeh23]

We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY
Because their both hands are free

[shazdeh23]

:Definitions
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills

and kills by his bills

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

[shazdeh23]

.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

[shazdeh23]

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive

[shazdeh23]

.It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy

[shazdeh23]

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life

[shazdeh23]

....Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time

[shazdeh23]

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU

[ReZa DN]

*Nothing To Depress U Only Joys TO Surround U MaNy Friends To LoVe U And GoD To Bless U These Are My Wishes FoR U In 2OO7 ***HAPPY VALENTINE****

[hamid_hitman47]

A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only few will leave footprints in your heart

[hamid_hitman47]

The more our love grows the deeper our relationship becomes the more that belive that god meant for us to be together
(now and forever)

[hamid_hitman47]

One ,Two : I love You
Three , Four : Love Me More
Five , Six : Give Me Kiss
Seven , Eight : Dont Be Late
Nine ,Ten : Hug Me Then

[hamid_hitman47]

With Warmest Wishes For All The Beautiful Things That Will Fill Your Heart With Happiness And Joy

[hamid_hitman47]

Love Is That Eternal Moment ,When My Eyes Get Lost In The Beatiful Lure Of Your Virgin Eyes

[nasambros]

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you

[nasambros]

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years

[nasambros]

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

[shazdeh23]

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one
U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u
but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U

[shazdeh23]

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine

[shazdeh23]

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute
If u edit this, I'm still cute
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute
& if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute

[shazdeh23]

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste

[shazdeh23]

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years

[shazdeh23]

life is like a piano, where white keys represent happiness
and black keys represent sadness
but u must know that black keys also can make music

[shazdeh23]

To live a life i need heartbeat
2 have heartbeat i need a heart
2 have heart i need happiness
to have happiness i need a friend
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

[shazdeh23]

life is like a piano, where white keys represent happiness
and black keys represent sadness
but u must know that black keys also can make music

[shazdeh23]

If people says you are crazy, be patient
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko

[shazdeh23]

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it
Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay

[shazdeh23]

For me U r as
Chees 4 pizza
passport 4 visa
butter 4 bread
ice 4 freezer
cream 4 cake
water 4 lake
leaf 4 tree
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me

[shazdeh23]

.The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain

[shazdeh23]

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size

[shazdeh23]

F: FIELD of LOVE!
R: ROOT of Joy
!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!
E: END of SoRROW
N: NAME of HOPE!
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
dats YOU my FRIEND

[shazdeh23]

Science has proved that sugar melts in water
So plz don`t walk in the rain
Otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u

[shazdeh23]

A deep friend is like rainbow
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts

[shazdeh23]

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand
Not what U see but how U feel
And not how U let go but how U hold oN

[shazdeh23]

.Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long

[shazdeh23]

A Riddle
A Short thing
It gets longer when you hold it and pass betwween women breasts
and
Enters into a hole
WHAT IS IT
1 min to think
.
.
.
.
.
.
" CAR SEAT BELT
you dirty mind

[shazdeh23]

American say : Life is too short
but
Iranian say : Life is tu short

[shazdeh23]

A wish in a corner
Deep in my Heart, 2BFreinds 4ever & never apart, hope this bond has a long life 2 live, for you my friend anything i`ll give

[shazdeh23]

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night

[shazdeh23]

One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart
... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS
... as u r already a SWEETHEART

[shazdeh23]

If u want success in life
be Sweet like Honey
Regular like Clock
Fresh like Rose
Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME

[shazdeh23]

When u smile the world smiles with u
When u r down people'll rally behind u
but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u

[shazdeh23]

The boss was exasperated because his new secretary wouldn't answer the phone. "Bambi, if you want to keep working here, you're going to have to answer the telephone!" he told her. "Oh, all right," whined Bambi, "but, like, it's always for you

[shazdeh23]

Never question your wife's judgment
. Look at who she married

[shazdeh23]

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow
The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language

[shazdeh23]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you
Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too

[shazdeh23]

.I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again

[shazdeh23]

.The greatest fact about men's brain: nothing is right on the left side and nothing is left on the right size

[shazdeh23]

the wife : i wish i was a newspaper
so i could be in your hand all the time
husband : i wish you were a newspaper
so i could have a new one every day

[shazdeh23]

Midunesti Esme Keshvarha mokhafafe chie
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End
I.R.A.N. _ Islam , rahbar , akhund ,namaz

[shazdeh23]

Last night I was thinking about "u
I decided to

think about "vwxyz" tonight

[shazdeh23]

.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

[shazdeh23]

.Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime

[shazdeh23]

ok you are best partner for me
...and help to me for creat a section EN learning &

[shazdeh23]

.Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

[shazdeh23]

wish you have a year
white as milk
soft as silk
sweet as honey
and full of money
..Happy New Year

[shazdeh23]

Without humor, life Is HELL
Without love, life is hopeless
Without courage, life is hard
Without friends like you, life is impossible

[shazdeh23]

So Sweet is ur SMILE
So Sweet is ur STYLE
So Sweet is ur VOICE
So Sweet is ur EYE
see .......how Sweetly I Lie

[shazdeh23]

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road
Change it to exclamatory sentence
Student: WOW

[shazdeh23]

our smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best

[shazdeh23]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him

[shazdeh23]

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist

[shazdeh23]

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

[shazdeh23]

. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them

[shazdeh23]

.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

[nasambros]

miss u a lot
a very simple sentence but full of feels

[shazdeh23]

.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

[shazdeh23]

.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you

[shazdeh23]

thank you
you are singel person that love write EN
for teach and practice
ok very very thank you

[shazdeh23]

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

[shazdeh23]

how do you keep a mongole busy? read below.
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how do you keep a mongole busy? read above

[shazdeh23]

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful

[shazdeh23]

...Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened

[shazdeh23]

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around

[nasambros]

thank you
you are singel person that love write EN
for teach and practice
ok very very thank you

Is it SMS or ...?

:rolleye:

[nasambros]

Without ur SMS days are like:
MOANDAY
TEARSDAY
WASTEDAY
THIRSTDAY
FRIGHTDAY
SHATTERDAY
& SADDAY
So SMS me everyday

[Shabe Yalda]

A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing

[Shabe Yalda]

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.

[shazdeh23]

A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you

[shazdeh23]

Love is like WAR.....
Easy to st?rt.....
Difficult to end......
AND IMPOSSIBLE to forget...
So be aware of that and dont fell in love with anybody

[shazdeh23]

One day you will ask me
what I love more or my life,
and when i will say my life

You will walk away from me
without knowing ...,
that you are my life

[shazdeh23]

One, two ,I Love You
three ,four ,Love Me More
five ,six ,Give Me Kiss
seven ,eight ,Don't Be Late
, nine ,ten ,Hug Me Then

[shazdeh23]

Women are like as an Internet Virus
They Enter your life
Scan your pocket
Trasfer your money
Edit your mind
Download her problems
Delete your smile
And Hang you for ever

[shazdeh23]

what r the 3 fastest ways of communication
a-telephone
b-television
c-tell-a woman

[shazdeh23]

...I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

[shazdeh23]

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is,
won't make you cry

[shazdeh23]

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

[shazdeh23]

do not marry a person that you know you can live whit
Only someone that you can not live whitout

[shazdeh23]

:CNN NEWS

Hi there

Three monkeies escaped from zoo yesterday
uh, I can the 1st monkey. It is having a banana
oh, It is the 2nd one. It is drinking water
Wow I can see the 3rd one. It is reading this SMS

[shazdeh23]

Give laugh 2 all
but smile 2 one
give cheeks 2 all
but lips 2 one
give love 2 all
but heart 2 one
let evrybody love you
but u love "one

[shazdeh23]

ABCDEFG:
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

but GFEDCBA:
Girl Forget Everything Done & Catch a new Boy Again

[shazdeh23]

:ABCDEFG
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

but GFEDCBA:
Girl Forget Everything Done & Catch a new Boy Again

[shazdeh23]

Do you know why nioton surprised when an apple dropped on his head
Beacause he was under an orange tree

[shazdeh23]

This guy calls an Airline and asks
"How long does it take to get from Boston to New York
"The rep says, “One min. please, ”
and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help

[nasambros]

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

[nasambros]

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

[nasambros]

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 98915****** & be a tension-free DAD!

[nasambros]

Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

[nasambros]

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

[nasambros]

W
Y
H

Wi
Yo
Ha

Wis
You
Hap

Wish
You A
Happy

******************
Norouz 1386:santa:

[nasambros]

><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><((:>

With the best wishes and Happy new year

[shazdeh23]

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

[shazdeh23]

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you
But I did, I do, and I will

[shazdeh23]

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever

[shazdeh23]

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day
I never seem to get enough of you

[shazdeh23]

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind
for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers
I love you

[shazdeh23]

There are Tulips in my garden
there are Tulips in the park
But nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark

[shazdeh23]

I


I l


I lo


I lov


I love


I love you...



I love you the most.


I love you the best.



I love you a lot..



Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals

[shazdeh23]

Last night I Got a severe Head pain
I went to the Doctor
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.

[shazdeh23]

I Miss you a Lot dear

SENDER
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me.

[shazdeh23]

This cat
is cat
a cat,
good cat,
way cat,
to cat,
keep cat,
an cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,20 cat,
seconds cat
!... Now read it without the word cat

[shazdeh23]

?What's the difference between a fly and a bird
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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird

[shazdeh23]

I wish moon always be full and bright
And you always be cool and right
Whenever you go to switch off the light
Remember that I am wishing you good night

[shazdeh23]

Like a rose needs water
Like a season needs change
Like a poet needs a pen
I need you

[shazdeh23]

A square has 4 ends
A triangle has 3 ends
A segment has 2 ends
But our friendship has no end

[shazdeh23]

Age appears to be best in something
Old wood best to burn
Old book best to read
Old rice best to eat
And Old friends best to keep

[shazdeh23]

a friend is someone who knows the song
in youre heart and can sing it back to you when
you have forgotten the words

[shazdeh23]

. 12 .
. .
3 /__ 9
. .
. 6 .


time will allways fly, but my friendship
with you will never die.....happy valentines day
february 14 2007

[shazdeh23]

A friend is a sweet when its new
its sweeter when its true
but you know that sweetest when it is you

[shazdeh23]

Effort in our hand
But luck is not in our hand

[shazdeh23]

There are 12 mounts a year
30 days a mount
7 days a week
24 hours a day
60 minutes an hour
But only one likes you in a lifetime

[shazdeh23]

I love you warm smile and you are kind
, thoughtful way
They goy that you bring you love for ever

[shazdeh23]

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U

[shazdeh23]

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

[nasambros]

da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

[nasambros]

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

[nasambros]

Look outside it's st pleasant!

Sun smiling 4 u...
Trees dancing 4 u...
Birds singing 4 u...
Because I request them all to wish u HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[nasambros]

boy:i am not rich like john,i do not have a big car like john.but i really love you!
girl:i love you too,buttell me more about john

[Lovely_angel200003]

A Friend is Sweet When it's NEW
But it's Sweeter When it's TRUE
Do u know When it's Sweetest?
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When it's YOU !:20:

[Lovely_angel200003]

The rain makes all things beautiful, the flowers and grass 2, if rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on ugly people?:31:

[Lovely_angel200003]

So sweet is ur smile???so sweet is ur style???so sweet is ur voice???so sweet is ur eye?????see...how sweetly i lie:31:

[Lovely_angel200003]

Last night.A Tear rolled out of my eyes. I asked Y R U Out? Tear Said:There z some1 so lovin in ur eyes.so there is no place 4 me:41:.